Funniest Deniro lines


"Liar whore, Liar whore and you know it!!"

"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side."

"Shut ya piehole!"

Ahh...I love this movie.

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Ya, this is one my all time favourite funny films. Some of my favourite funnies -

Dwight driving Tobias to Concrete. imagine being a kid and some guy you hardly know starts acting like this,
"I'll break every bone in your god damn body. I'll pop your head like it was a zit. Kill or cure.

When they're all watching that program about some abuse victim who killed the abuser and Dwight turns to look at Tobias. Great moment.

When Tobias comes in and Dwights bought the dog. Tobias asks him a question and Dwight just laughs at the program.

And the great dry gulch scene "keep you're guard up. KEEP YOU'RE GUARD UP!!!" And the dinner before it, "so I pick this mushy one and I shove it in his mouth, and I sucka punch him over there and I go BOOM!"

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"It's new, it's new to you,". This is what Dwight says to Tobias after Tobias complains that his uniform is old and Dwight's is new.

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When Dwight and Jack are fighting about the Scout uniforms and gym shoes and Dwight's real son defends Jack and says to Dwight:

"Come on, cool it Dad!"

Dwight:

"Aww don't gimme that 'Dad-cool-it' sh!t. You shut yer piehole!"

😊

Among many others, of course. I love this film!


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"I learned that in prison, you like? You white trash piece-a sh!t."

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Dwight said he had a better chance of farting his way through the Star-Spangled Banner than I did. passing these tests.

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