Funniest Deniro lines - This Boy's Life (1993) Discussion

[–] jevicci 14 years ago

"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side."

I don't understand what's funny about this. I found it disturbing.

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[–] chelseaal 14 years ago

Leo: I wanted a dog like Lassie......not THAT (pointing to a brutish bulldog)
DeNiro: Pissing and moaning, pissing and moaning..........Champs your dog now

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[–] tyson6633 8 years ago

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....he turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Connor...John Connor."

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[–] Jack2979 14 years ago

I don't understand what's funny about this. I found it disturbing.

Why? He only liked to do it doggy-style or laying on the side.........what the hell is so disturbing about that?

Darling, you can't rape a townie......

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[–] jevicci 14 years ago

Why? He only liked to do it doggy-style or laying on the side.........what the hell is so disturbing about that?

Because the scene had a very violent, repressive aspect to it. He wasn't just communicating to her what he liked, he was brutal about it and completely dismissive of whatever she might have wanted.

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[–] Jack2979 14 years ago

Oh god just because you think that line is disturbing doesn't mean that other people are wrong for thinking it is funny. Hell, it was funny.

Darling, you can't rape a townie......

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[–] jevicci 14 years ago

Did I say anyone was "wrong"? I'm just expressing my thoughts and opinions, just like everyone else. Don't put words in my mouth.

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[–] mariposa-9 14 years ago

I'd have to agree with jevicci. Disturbing and certainly not funny, unless you have a dark, disturbing sense of humor.

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[–] TooPrettyInPink 12 years ago

I agree, I'm puzzled that people find this line hilarious. It might be funny in some other context but in this one... really?

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[–] mariposa-9 14 years ago

I can't get this one out of my head:

"Hotshot, prepschool fker!"

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[–] SuePeace 14 years ago

I'm so scared, I'm SO scared, I'm SO SCARED, OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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[–] DocumentaryAddict 14 years ago

<<<I'm so scared, I'm SO scared, I'm SO SCARED, OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! >>>

That was hilarious. =)

I also loved his dinner speech about shoving a horse turd down a guys throat.

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[–] Guamley 14 years ago

Jack: "He sucker punched me"
Dwight: "You got dry gulshed:?

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[–] DocumentaryAddict 14 years ago

"Now there's NO excuse for getting dry-gulched! After dinnner, I'm gonna show you a few moves that'll leave "Little Lord Gale' wondering what month is it."

I almost want to threaten someone in real-life with getting "dry-gulched" just to see the look on their face.

Maybe next time my husband asks about dinner I'll "dry-gulch" him.

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[–] herbsuperb 9 years ago

I'm so scared, I'm SO scared, I'm SO SCARED, OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

You nailed it. Without a doubt.

"This is all you gave me for dinner?!"

The way he throws his fork down is too funny. What a baby. De Niro is a master!

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[–] Teighgirl33 14 years ago

"I know a thing or two about a thing or two!"

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[–] DocumentaryAddict 14 years ago

I have to admit I stole the "SHUT YER PIEHOLE!" line and love saying it.

I also love when he taunts Jack with the magazine, "sound like anybody we know?" "Hawtshawt?"

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[–] Jack2979 14 years ago

After Dwight gets done fighting with Toby (it was a fight that he started about the chocolate covered cherries) Caroline yells at Dwight. So Dwight says to Toby-

"Jack I think you've upset your mother so why don't we go to scouts so she can lay down and rest"

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CLEAN IT OUT!

Darling, you can't rape a townie......

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[–] techbox14 14 years ago

"Edsel's a *beep* car!"

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[–] SnowBird30 14 years ago

Lots of good ones here!

What about: “You could fill a book with how much you don’t know!” After Toby meets with the rep from Hill school and they run into Dwight.

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[–] michael-davies16-1 13 years ago

lol all the lines have basically been covered but its hilarious how dwight is all kitted out in a new scout uniform,yet he was too tight to buy toby a new one also.

He probably used toby's paper route money to buy it

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[–] hobartman 13 years ago

This movie should have been called "Dwight's Life

You act like an idiot. You look fine.

That's right, to kill or cure. Kill or cure!

In years to come you'll thank me. You'll remember me... me and Concrete!

I can see those spots that you can't change, leopard. Huh, leopard? Huh?

What about me? What about me? When is it ever Dwight's turn for some consideration? What about me? I'll tell you one thing: You'll remember me!

Edsel's a piece of *beep* car.

I trade an old piece of crap for a valuable hunting dog and all you can do is piss and moan! Make your own deals from now on!

Here I am, you lucky people!

Well... You can want in one hand and *beep* in the other, and see which one fills first.

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[–] Roger_Stoles 11 years ago

"I AM TRYING TO LISTEN TO A RECORD."

"Oh Dukey, where are you Dukey?"

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[–] RCeditor 10 years ago

It's not really funny when you read it. I think what made these lines funny was the way Di Caprio's mimicking Deniro's character:

1)Hmmm,..well well well, all I can say is you people are pretty lucky to live in ahouse with a coffee like this.
2)cup of JAVA
3)Just a little trick I learned in the navy

^^This makes me laugh the hardest. Although I also like:

"Duke? Oh, Dukey?"

Dwight was such a smart-ass. Typical bully, he can only mouth off to people he feels sure he can beat.

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