Your favourite quote!

"When I feel like talkin' to you, I will look at you."



Virtually everything about Lewis kills me, from everything he says to the way he dresses, he wears that big green army jacket (makes him look like the Terminator lol) yet a really shtty hung-loose tie. It looks like something he made, threw on and thought "I'm tryin' to look nice but if they don't like it fck em'" lol.

"Candy CANES?? Are you mocking me?" - Dr. Gregory House

James: "What the hell is this Carl?"
Carl: "It's a dead human being James."
James answering shakily: " Yeah? Well what's he doing on our route?"


James: "Carl spends the evening with a beautiful woman and I'm stuck here with a lunatic and a corpse."

-What the hell is this, Carl?
-It's a dead human being, James

You're a stupid little man, a stupid little man!

There's a little moment outside of Berger's office when Carl almost accidentally hits that kid on the bike with the garbage can lid...

Kid...
"Hey, mister!"

Carl...
"Shut up, dickhead."



That's just an awesome way to instantly shut down an asshle who says something to you.

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

Is it time? Yes it's time, to do the nasty. Nasty! Nasty!!

walt's ass hole

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he left u NAKED in a DITCH!

After Louis ties the two "rent-a-cops" together, the Pizza Man looks at him and says - "you need help."