A pretentious film...
This film clearly thinks it has more up top than it does.
Having tracked a copy of it down on eBay and got it posted over from Germany, I can only say that, not only was the film not worth the wait, but also that it was an insult to its audience.
The contents of the first 30 minutes could have been handled in less than 10 minutes, but Stanley stretches it out tediously. (Throughout the film, many shots are elongated by the "artful" use of slow-motion, in true Garth Marenghi style.) The plot takes no less than half an hour to actually start. I couldn't believe it. This is one of the aspects of the film that is pointlessly "art house". Very little actually happens.
Now I've got nothing against making clever, off-beat or thought-provoking films, in fact I'm all for it, but I've got a lot against boring your audience, or even worse, filmmakers believing that they don't have to (in some way) entertain their audience. The first 30 minutes of Hardware consist almost entirely of lingering shots of nothing happening. It's as if Richard Stanley feels he is under no obligation to engage his audience's interest, or perhaps even that he is better than them because he's thought up a radical apocalyptic vision of the future (which isn't original, by the way).
When the plot finally gets going, it becomes a mildly fun film, hampered only by its pretentiousness. Religious imagery. The American flag painted on the robot's head. The cringemaking dialogue such as "I feel like the metal's winning". Holy sh*t. How obvious could you get? I am astonished that anyone could find this a film to laboriously "decode".
In addition, the constant flashes of trash media culture, and aggressive popular culture, just smack of a filmmaker who doesn't have many ideas and is trying to fake it. Even getting Lemi to play the cab driver and (how ironic!) having him play a Motorhead song. Are we meant to find that funny? And also, how obvious a choice is Lemi for that cameo?
The apparently intellectual angle the film proffers is just a joke. Yeah, the machine's going to beat us. Yeah, nuclear war is bad. Yeah, technology will facilitate perverts. Yeah, the American military-industrial complex (personified by the robot) doesn't like the arty pacifist Left (personified by Stacey Travis). Yeah, mass consumerism is apt to make people angry. Yeah, the GI grunt is a slave to the system and will only realise this when he dies. Yeah, the government wants to control its population. Yeah, the robot doesn't care who it kills... We've seen all this before in films that did it much, much better.
And when you lump all these cliches into one film and provide no counter-balance, you end up with a film that is brainlessly pessimistic. It's as if someone has set out to make the most depressing and one-sided sci-fi vision of the future ever.
What I will say in the film's favour is that I LOVED the look of it. It's a look that is almost exclusive to low budget sci-fi films circa 1990. Very beautiful, lots of flashing lights, monochrome computer screens and so on.
But that's all I think the film has to offer. It's an over-confident, pretentious and badly thought-out borefest.