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A pretentious film...


This film clearly thinks it has more up top than it does.

Having tracked a copy of it down on eBay and got it posted over from Germany, I can only say that, not only was the film not worth the wait, but also that it was an insult to its audience.

The contents of the first 30 minutes could have been handled in less than 10 minutes, but Stanley stretches it out tediously. (Throughout the film, many shots are elongated by the "artful" use of slow-motion, in true Garth Marenghi style.) The plot takes no less than half an hour to actually start. I couldn't believe it. This is one of the aspects of the film that is pointlessly "art house". Very little actually happens.

Now I've got nothing against making clever, off-beat or thought-provoking films, in fact I'm all for it, but I've got a lot against boring your audience, or even worse, filmmakers believing that they don't have to (in some way) entertain their audience. The first 30 minutes of Hardware consist almost entirely of lingering shots of nothing happening. It's as if Richard Stanley feels he is under no obligation to engage his audience's interest, or perhaps even that he is better than them because he's thought up a radical apocalyptic vision of the future (which isn't original, by the way).

When the plot finally gets going, it becomes a mildly fun film, hampered only by its pretentiousness. Religious imagery. The American flag painted on the robot's head. The cringemaking dialogue such as "I feel like the metal's winning". Holy sh*t. How obvious could you get? I am astonished that anyone could find this a film to laboriously "decode".

In addition, the constant flashes of trash media culture, and aggressive popular culture, just smack of a filmmaker who doesn't have many ideas and is trying to fake it. Even getting Lemi to play the cab driver and (how ironic!) having him play a Motorhead song. Are we meant to find that funny? And also, how obvious a choice is Lemi for that cameo?

The apparently intellectual angle the film proffers is just a joke. Yeah, the machine's going to beat us. Yeah, nuclear war is bad. Yeah, technology will facilitate perverts. Yeah, the American military-industrial complex (personified by the robot) doesn't like the arty pacifist Left (personified by Stacey Travis). Yeah, mass consumerism is apt to make people angry. Yeah, the GI grunt is a slave to the system and will only realise this when he dies. Yeah, the government wants to control its population. Yeah, the robot doesn't care who it kills... We've seen all this before in films that did it much, much better.

And when you lump all these cliches into one film and provide no counter-balance, you end up with a film that is brainlessly pessimistic. It's as if someone has set out to make the most depressing and one-sided sci-fi vision of the future ever.

What I will say in the film's favour is that I LOVED the look of it. It's a look that is almost exclusive to low budget sci-fi films circa 1990. Very beautiful, lots of flashing lights, monochrome computer screens and so on.

But that's all I think the film has to offer. It's an over-confident, pretentious and badly thought-out borefest.

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You're thinking about it way too much. After all, it's not an original story, but rather, it's a screenplay based on a short story that appeared in the British weekly sci-fi comic book "2000 AD".


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Although I understand why many people like this film, and I don't deny that it has its finer points, Coldee hits on much of why the film did not appeal to me and why I would conclude that this was a below-average movie overall. Yes, it had a great look and feel, and yes, Shades is an excellent character (and well-acted), but the writing was generally poor, with too many contrivances, weak lines of dialogue, and incongruous character actions. The film attempts to rise above being just a cool post-apoc action flick, but it ends up falling far short of the thematic depths to which it aspires while it strays too far from its action story core, dying a slow, awkward death somewhere in the wasteland in between both territories.

I found that the machine's magical powers of self-assembly broke my willing suspension of disbelief; it just didn't fit the hard science fiction context to have the robot's hand walking around like Thing Addams, or to have its head telekinetically command wires to move about and hook up a power relay (among other things).

I saw this movie on video over two decades ago, shortly after it left theaters, and remember being pretty disappointed back then; the only scene that stuck with me as a positive memory was the part during Moses' death scene where we push in on a fractal spiral. It seemed to capture perfectly the essence of spiraling out of consciousness into death.

As I recall, the movie's big claim to fame was that it was the first movie (or one of the first) to receive the new "NC-17" rating. I watched the film again this week, with the completely fresh perspective of objective, intellectual distance and a much broader and deeper repertoire of film viewings, and I still did not find much in the film worthy of praise. Much like reading a rough essay draft whose too-frequent grammatical errors make it impossible to discern the ideas within, the film's many flaws (including its unoriginal plot and themes) made it nigh well impossible for me to enjoy its several praiseworthy elements.

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Hardware? Pretentious? I don't think it's anything of the sort. It's so over-the-top and as camp as science-fiction can get, which is why me and my friends get such a blast out of it whenever we watch it - we love it because it provides humour, intentional or not. I wouldn't really call it pretentious, I'd just call it straightforward fun.

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Agreed.

Besides even if it was made to be pretentious, what's wrong with throwing in symbolism to give a movie deeper meaning! If the symbolism is unintentional... who cares!? If it provokes an emotion for at least one person (even unintentionally) then the movie has done its job.

BTW- I thought it was funny lemmy played his own music....

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haha yeah Lemmy's cameo always makes me grin. Iggy Pop as the radio DJ is great fun too!

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I thought the first 20 minutes or so were the best part of the thing - when it was still trying to be a movie. After that it just became Saturn 3.

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Just watched this for the first time today and thought you raised some points in this thread. I don't necessarily agree, but it's a valid point of view.

My initial reaction to the movie is that it's 100% of its time. The horror genre didn't really have a direction in 1990. The slasher era was winding down and Silence of the Lambs hadn't come along yet to turn everything into a psychological thriller. AIDS was scaring the *beep* out of everybody, the Internet just came on the scene, and there was no more USSR to hate. Everything got a little weird because you couldn't point your finger anywhere and say "that's the bad guy." The things that scared us started to change from nuclear war to more unclear things like disease and the technology boom.

This movie straddled the transition from old school slasher horror to the new school of 90s angst. It's a first attempt at taking on themes of unease and mistrust in a modern way, but it's so firmly rooted in 80s gore. This is why the movie collapses. It fails in a really interesting way, and I think this is why it feels pretentious. In the end, it's still a very watchable movie. Just need to know there are flaws going in.


-Pecs like melons and knees of fringe

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What a bore.

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