Michael Douglas (after being told that he is just an 'observer' and can't interfere with the murder investigation):
"I usually get kissed *before* I get ****ed!"
Haha - classic. I just watched this again over the weekend and I LOVE this movie. Pure 80's!
I like"If you pull it,you better use it!"(Nick to Mas at the Kendo practice,after Mas tells him he thinks Nick is a thief and turned him in.)I also like when they are in Scolari's and Charlie and Nick are talking.Charlie is talking to Nick about his appearance at the I.A.hearing.Yada yada yada and Nick thinks Charlie would make a great internal affairs guy.Charlie(opening up his jacket):"Well if you got any beefs,just talk into my left titty here." Still cracks me up.
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"$200? How much you think it would cost if it was cooked?"
"Give my keys to Internal Affairs. As long as they're gonna be in my apartment they can water my f&%king plants."
"Your seatbelt tight, babe?"
Too many to mention here. All so good.
Kampai time - up and Down, in and out!
share"So fck you very much."
I'm happiest...in the saddle.
*beep* you very much."
"And I do speak *beep* English."
"You pull it you better use it."
"I usually get kissed before I get *beep*
"We're just observers!"