Gummi Bears were alcoholics?


My dad and I were driving down the road when a local DJ played the theme to "Gummi Bears". We both remember wathing it every saturday morning together, and all of a sudden, it dawned on us: The Gummi Bears have a dependency to Gummi Berry Juice.
Andy Wolf

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the gummy bears are drunks and they drive drunk ont he road. the cops can catch them with their LAZERs becuase see those things HAVE TRACTOR BEAMS, it's hwo they follow u through trafffic.

and after that, the cop takes those gummi bears on the Borg ship, where they get probed by ALIENS.

also are they really squishy? are they made of ectoplasm, like that stay pufyt thing?

Jesus does not LIKE GUMMY BEARS THEY DO NOT KEEP KNOSHER, AND HE BEATS THEMWITH A STRAW AT THE CHANGE MAKERS TABLE.

YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST JESUS,


GUMMY BEARS FALSE IDOLS!!!

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the gummy bears are drunks and they drive drunk ont he road. the cops can catch them with their LAZERs becuase see those things HAVE TRACTOR BEAMS, it's hwo they follow u through trafffic.

and after that, the cop takes those gummi bears on the Borg ship, where they get probed by ALIENS.

also are they really squishy? are they made of ectoplasm, like that stay pufyt thing?

Jesus does not LIKE GUMMY BEARS THEY DO NOT KEEP KNOSHER, AND HE BEATS THEMWITH A STRAW AT THE CHANGE MAKERS TABLE.

YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST JESUS,


GUMMY BEARS FALSE IDOLS!!!

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They where not druck. It's just juice.

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GHB I'd say.

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::gasp:: The Gummi Bears were doping?!......make them publicly apologize lol

"Did you see that chicken guy running around... that guy was weird."

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I think you're overreacting.

Yes, it's true! IMDB has reached Sweden!

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Well, I know some students who concocted a cocktail called gummi berry juice:
Vodka mixed with berry soda!

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