favorite line


Well, it's not really a line, exactly, but it is a noise that comes from Kermit.

I love the sound he makes just when he is about to get hit by the car. He's blissfully singing "Together Again ... ya da di da di da" under his voice when he hears the honk, and then ..... "Eeeeyah!"

It cracks me up every time.

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Basically, everything that comes out of Pete's mouth. He tell you what is. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Oops, gotta go. Is customer.

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I love everything Pete says. There is no way to understand him and he lives you more confused than you were before.

Pete: Big city, hmm? Live. Work, huh? But. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?

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Another hilarious sound is that "Whoaaaaa!" Gonzo makes before splashing on the river. Prior to that, a guy in a giant chicken suit had given Gonzo the thumbs up. Uncontrollably funny.

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my fave one is:

Rizzo: "Okay, what'll ya have?"
Floyd: "The number for the Board Of Health"

Rizzo then goes into a sob story about how he has to feed his family on tips, then Fozzie goes

"well, you see, we don't have any money either..."

Rizzo: "Oops, sorry...not my table!"

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Gotta agree! I'm in stitches when I see this one. Genius scripting.

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WOMAN WOMAN HA HA HA Animal.

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"Grits..Grits...Hominy grits!" - Pete

"I don't know how many count them yourself!" - Rizzo

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yup.. I was just thinking of this one too.. that one was HILARIOUS!!!

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Miss Piggy: My frog turned on me.
Joan Rivers: Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself.

'That rug really tied the room together.'

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Janice (to Gonzo) "Look mister, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is ARTISTIC."

And also at the end:
Miss Piggy: "You love me. You want to marry me. You want ot have children with me..."
Kermit:"In love with a pig? Oooh wait till I tell the guys in marketing! Perhaps you could bring home the bacon?! All the sounds of love: Souiiiiii, Oink, oink!"


"English side ruined!Must read French! Le Grille?! What the Hell is that?!!! - Homer

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that is my absolute favorite line in the movie. I can't quit laughing when I even THINK of that line!!! He just keeps going on about being married to Piggy. "Oh the sound of love! Souii! Oink Oink!" HILARIOUS And then she decks him! Fantastic!

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This movie was on the other week on TCM, and I had forgotten how funny this movie was. I loved it as a child and young adult.

This part was also one of the best. The Kermit's "facial expression" when he says Souii.... I can't wait until my son gets old enough to enjoy these movies.

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My favorite line is when Dr. Bunsen Honeydew says something like, "Okay, sound is rolling. Give me a level." To which Animal yells in a microphone, "TESTING!!!" I love that one! Hahaha!

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--- "My favorite line is when Dr. Bunsen Honeydew says something like, "Okay, ---- sound is rolling. Give me a level." To which Animal yells in a
--- microphone, "TESTING!!!" I love that one! Hahaha!"

I don't remember this line...when does it happen?

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This line is near the end of the movie. They are getting ready to start the Broadway Play, and the above lines happen, the sound is SO loud in Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's headset, that it LITERALLY shakes them on his head!

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This is in The Muppet Movie, not The Muppets Take Manhattan

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It's simply amazing that they can make Kermit have ANY facial expressions! I mean, seeing as how he is made of simple cloth (or whatever) and has no 'parts' to move.

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I just got the DVD from amazon.com. I'm excited to watch it again.

"As you wish."

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Favorite line from this movie, when Kermit says: "No! No they cannot watch the show from backstage, that's it! That's what's been missing! That's what we need! More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and, and whatever! You're not gonna watch the show, you're gonna be in the show! Come on everybody!"

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GEE! Ummm.... Oh, That's a HARD one. NOT! "As you wish." (Repeated SEVERAL times by Westlie in "The Princess Bride" {One of my FAVORITE movies!})

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I haven't seen this movie yet, but my favorite line that I read would have to be....

Mr. Skeffington: Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.
Rowlf: Don't we all?

I'm a huge fan of Rowlf, so that would be my favorite line so far.

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Um, yeah, wrong movie.

--celebrating my 7th year on imdb. woohoo!--

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The entire conversation in the park between Kermit and Piggy with the random guy adding in comments "Did you give her huggies?!"

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I'll trade with anyone that has a JA-CUUU-ZIIIII.

It's all ball-bearings now-a-days.

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I'll trade with anyone who has a jaccuzzi!!! - Janice

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"So put some jello down your pants!"

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+1 to that. That always cracks me up, no matter how many times I see it.

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And people have gotten married for a lot less.
- Before Sunrise

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Mine's when pete mentioned milk as cow juice!!!

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When Gregory Hines says "see what the huggies will get you"

I loved all those vaudville esque lines

"I love Jesus, but I drink a little"-Gladys

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Piggy: "I wonder if Kermie really meant it. I mean about failing."
Scooter: "Well those producers looked at us as if we were from outer space!"
Zoot: "Wha-wha-what?"
Dr. Teeth: "No, man, go back to sleep. Nobody's landed."

Love that!

Apparently, Zoot must think that aliens will be coming from outer space pretty soon.

Since that's obviously true, he should have been in the beach scene in Muppets From Space.

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One of my favorite lines is from Kermit.

Me? In love with a pig? Wait till I tell the guys in marketing. Maybe you expected me to go hog wild? Perhaps you could bring home the bacon. The sounds of love. Su eeee. Oink, oink.

That always cracked me up

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I liked it when at the theater, Chef was telling people to "get your popcorn here, in 3D, there's popcorn popping in your face and it's 3D", and Skeeter tells him that isn't how 3D works, and then gives up.

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The entire Piggy/Joan bit in the dept store. Whenever my brother and I are unhappy, we just scream out "Rouge!" and we feel lots better. :D

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OMG! That is one of my favorite lines in the movie!

I then love when he holds the empty popcorn cups up to his eyes and he's singing "do do do do do do do dee dee"

CRACKS me up!

I also love Mr. Sheffington talking to Snookums and calling him
"little lumpy dum dums"

Ha!

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You mean Scooter. I love that too. I didn't remember how he said it though, just the whole thing about popcorn and 3D.

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"Stand back-- or the CHICKEN gets it!"
"That's a threat??"

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"Sweet Thang, Sweet Thang"~Construction worker

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