Your favorite Bachelor Party quotes? - Bachelor Party (1984) Discussion

[–] keith-westgate 18 years ago

"Yeah me & Debbie are gonna have kids right away I think. I'd like to adopt this 17 year old Korean girl I had my eye on for awhile, I figure why beat around the bush. But this pup is fertile, and I'm perfectly capable so you don't have to worry you'll have some American grandkids in no time."

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[–] gulf_coast_highwayman 18 years ago

'Break it down!

Wait, wait! I have a key!'

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[–] kholmes1965 18 years ago

"Are these things on, or am I just wasting my time, here?" (Tom speaking to a girls hooters)

"Is this the foot-long?"
(stripper/waiter grins) "And THEN some!!"

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[–] b_e3Kpi 18 years ago

Ryko (Michael Dudikoff) ...

"Nick the what?"

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[–] kholmes1965 18 years ago

LOL!!!

Right along with Tom Hanks:

"So do I call you Nick, or is it Mr. Dick?"

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[–] General_Friday 18 years ago

"Here's to girls with big tits"

-The General has spoken.

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[–] kholmes1965 18 years ago

"I envy you. I wish I had someone that would mean that much to me. Someone I could cherish and respect... hey, look at the funbags on THAT bimbo!"

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[–] imustkillthequeen 18 years ago

"I think you're an as-hole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature as-hole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little as-holes."

"Did any a you guys order an as-hole from room-service?"

"Cole Whittier, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for him! A funny, funny, funny guy, as well as being a wonderfully talented human being. Take care babe, we love ya."

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[–] gulf_coast_highwayman 18 years ago

For the last time, I'm telling ya to GET OFFAH THERE!

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[–] MovieMusings 18 years ago

"I want my beeches back in fordy fi' minutes...or Milt cut your balls off" (making a "slash throat gesture).

"Milt?"

"This being Milt...pretty heavy, eh dude?"

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[–] kholmes1965 18 years ago

"You're a pimp!? You look like Ghandi!!"

"I'm telling you I am, Jim!"

and of course...

"I just bet my balls.... and SHOOK on it!!"

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[–] bettyboodoingthedo 18 years ago

Bond, james bond

Your trying to kill yourself?- with an electric razor

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[–] statum106 18 years ago

"I thought you were crass but beastiality?"

"Well, I do like to stretch myself on occasion."

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[–] talktolizzy 18 years ago

A guy we affectionally know as peckerhead...

omg our dad is here?

Spaceballs: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

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[–] movieman_stl 18 years ago

Jay: Whoa! If I was that kid I'd breastfeed till I was 17 or 18!

Rick: We are leaving nun central and now heading for hell and beyond. The captain has now turned off the no smoking sign, run about as you wish.

Stanley's wife: No hookers Stanley! You said no hookers!

Rick (commenting on Nick's penis) I thought it was something when they opened the World Trade Center.
Debbie's mom: A foot long? Nick: And then some!
(lamenting on it later) I had a strange wang in my palm.

Hookers: It looks like one of these parties.
A buck's a buck.
(looking at Debbie's bachelorette guests)Do you have an outlet?
(Debbie points to it) Thanks.

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[–] b_e3Kpi 18 years ago

I thought it was something when they opened the World Trade Center...

Tom Hanks continues:
...but this (looking at Nick's willy), this is a piece of work.

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree (doh!)
Homer Simpson

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[–] Karl_Croft 18 years ago

"Debbie your a hooker! I don't beleive it!"

Classic...

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[–] BMurf1 18 years ago

After a long critique by Debbie's dad...

Rick: Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list. And you're right. You're absolutely right. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.

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[–] Schmendrick 18 years ago

"Yes sir, America's favorite food, dead animal flesh."

"Paprika! The happiest spice in the world! Some vino would be keen-o!

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[–] SureJan 18 years ago

When they're at the movie theater, watching the 3D movie
Guy in audience: Wow this movie's got great effects!
Woman: Nah, I've seen better.
(She gets punched by Cole) "Whoa."

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[–] Tezmeister 18 years ago

you've missed the best one and possibly one of the greatest lines in film history.

Welcome to the party, drugs on the right, hookers on the left!

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[–] YankeeDood 14 years ago

Oh, and also "I waaaant some wiiiine!" stands out.

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[–] bruja88 18 years ago

"I'm not complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean"

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks and drugs and guns and fire trucks and hookers!"

"Pain is such a rush"

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[–] melvin_schlock 18 years ago

Presenting a bowl of raw potatoes - "I hope you like potato salad... it's chunky style... my favorite!"

And the exclamation that should greet every victory - "Cleveland wins the pennant!"

"Please you must forgive me, I am old but still a child."

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[–] katinka1969 17 years ago

"Well it seems that this big lug is in love, and he's got a whole lot of major appliances laying around."

"Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the St Gabriel's school bus."

"What does she think she's doing?" "Maybe checking for him a hernia!"

"Seems like only yesterday I showed how to give a bl*wjob!"

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[–] bostoncees 17 years ago

"My car is gone!!"

"Maybe it had something to do."

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[–] journalistever 11 years ago

After they tie up Cole and dangle him out the window:

Rick: "Now you stay out of trouble down there, young man!"

Rudy: "I hope you die, you bastard!"

Gary talking into the phone: "Oh screw that! Oh, screw Sting!"

Tina is giving an old man a rectal exam when Rick and Stan walk in:

Tina: "Mr. Johnson, this is my brother-in-law Rick, he's getting married."

Mr. Johnson turns his head to face Rick: "Congratulations!"

Then Tina tried to hug rick with the hand she just had up the guy's ass. Gross, but funny!

Stan: "Hookers! Get your property!"

Rick as he hands the hotdog bun to Mr. Nicholas: "You wanna do the honors?"

Elaine: "O.K., gentlemen, the gods have answered your prayers. BONZAI!" And she throws herself on the bed with all of the Japanese guys.

Pimp: "I've got women. They sit on your face. Anything you want!"

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