Am I the second person who doesn't like Trading Places?
Following the recommendation of several websites, I watched Trading Places with my wife, praising it to the sky before even watching it. Big mistake! This was a B-level movie! I didn't even laugh for a second. The story doesn't make sense either. The funny thing is: It is on the same list as Airplane!, The Life of Brian, A Fish Called Wanda, Blazing Saddles, etc. These are brilliant comedies and have nothing to do with this unfunny trainwreck. I still haven't figured out why it is so popular! But it seems that I am not entirely alone. I copy the comment of someone else I found online:
Don't hate me, please?
I just watched Trading Places for the first time last night. I'd heard good things about it being a classic 80s Eddie Murphy movie, but beyond that, I didn't know much going in. Frankly, I was completely underwhelmed. But what was most baffling about the entire experience for me was that I took to the Internet afterwards, curious to see what everyone else's opinion was. I was certain I was going to find lukewarm reviews, maybe some jabs about this wasn't Eddie's best.
But apparently everyone loves Trading Places.
All the reviews I can find online are glowing. Reddit has about five threads full of people talking about how this movie is their favorite 80s movie or best comedy of all time or how they watch it every Christmas. I really just don't get it. I've never been this far off from how everyone else feels before.
I'll try to break down the issues I had with the movie here briefly:
Plot holes. I felt like I was suspending my disbelief every five seconds to get through this movie. Eddie Murphy perfectly understands stock trading after five minutes of explanation? Dan Aykroyd has all of his assets stolen by the bank because he's a criminal (Who never actually faces charges or the legal system or anything)? Aykroyd's big plan to get his job back involves clumsily planting drugs in Eddie Murphy's desk drawer? Clarence Beeks somehow passes for a gorilla in the most cartoonish looking costume long enough to get shipped to Africa? And also can't just take the costume off? The group decides they all need to dress up in costume and risk discovery to make the briefcase switch? I feel like I could keep this section going for another three paragraphs but I'll move on. It just really made it hard to get into the movie.
Bad/convenient writing. This kind of goes with the above point, but there's a lot of small details about the character choices that get under my skin. For instance, Clarence Beeks, who is basically a spy for the Dukes, shoves pretty much everyone to the ground he passes by. Not exactly the most inconspicuous behavior. Also, even before the bathroom scene where the Dukes oh-so-conveniently reveal their entire plan explicitly, they openly discuss it in front of Eddie Murphy when he is there asking them about the payroll. There are many other places in the movie when I just kept asking myself, "Why would this character say/do that?"
The pacing is strange. Both characters basically transform overnight into their polar opposites. Eddie Murphy is immediately fine being a high-powered stockbroker. Dan Aykroyd just totally loses it in what feels like two days. It just doesn't fit quite right to me. Also, Jamie Lee Curtis and Dan Aykroyd have chemistry because...reasons?
Bad acting. Eddie Murphy is really the only saving grace for this movie as far as acting goes, in my opinion. Even as a stodgy, whiny, prissy rich guy, Aykroyd's lines all feel flat and delivered off a piece of paper. Same with the Duke brothers, who seem to yell at random times and otherwise act like cardboard.
I feel like I could keep going for a while, but it's really beside the point. I just don't understand why this is so universally beloved when I really did not enjoy it. I've never been so off the mark before.
Is there anyone else out there? Is it really just me?
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