Funniest scene


This one alwyas cracked me up.....

I think your all fu*ked in the head. This has now become a fu*kn quest, an adventure.

You are gonna need plastic surgey to get the smiles removed from faces! You are going to have such a fun time you will be whistling Zip a dee doo da out you azzholes!!!!

Has been awhile since I have seen it so dont remember it word for word.

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Clark jumps naked into the pool with Christy Brinkley. It's COOOOLLLD!

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I think the funniest scene is when Aubrey is on the seesaw with her cousin and they are talking about kissing and the cousin comes out and says that her father thinks she's a wonderful kisser....or something to that effect.

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And I French kiss. So, everybody does that. Yeah but daddy says im the best at it.

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i don't know about you, but i've always thought of this as a family viewing, but lately i've realised how weirdly much adult material it contains for a movie about a family travelling to an amusement park, it's full of nudity and often gross stuff (like cousin eddie's daughters line "yeah but daddy says i'm the best"), the upcoming movies in the franchise, especially the third, is much more clean and family friendly, and according to everyone i know the funniest as well, how often does that happen with a third movie, still of course i like this 1983 flick, both this and the second has great end credits scenes and music (this spoofed in "family guy"), but unfortunately cut when airing on commercialised television stations, at the start of this, something i've never noticed before is clark's computer set up looking so strange, hooked up to a tv set. the actress playing audrey in this returned in the role in "christmas vacation 2: cousin eddie's island adventure", also remarkable how chevy chase sings the tune "swing low, sweet chariot" in two different comedies he starred in (this in the car travelling with his family, seems a bit out of place, right?) and "fletch" (as he is locked in a cell), that was my first experience of the song, now i know it covered so many times it's too much to mention, and as you say he also talks about singing zip-a-dee-doo-dah as he is having a rant in the car, another of the most memorable things in this is clark's comment about the famous model he was in a pool with: "she's ugly" and as he's out in the middle of nowhere threatening the redneck mechanic about going to the police, and the redneck laughs and flips open his sheriff's badge.



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under the midday sun,
animals n farmhands work field,
as fight broke out in sweltering heat,
from dung n mudslingin you escaped with me,
down shadows of the hayballs,
still like solar power you rise my soul,
felt i was flyin at high noon,
but as i looked above saw the midnight moon.

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Dad, you want an aspirin? DONT TOUCH!

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It had to be Clark giving the eulogy when they dropped off Aunt Edna in the rain, “Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you.... give her a break.”

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Don't you have Astroids - Nope but my dad does.

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- Clark’s outburst in the car
- Getting lost in the hood
- Robbing the hotel
- Crashing the car
- Just about anything out of Aunt Ednas mouth

The only kind of cringing moment was Clark and Ellen’s singing but I think that was the point

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Agreed, I always have to rewatch this scene 5x or more.. just to get that "pissed off' feeling of Clark..!

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