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Classic Lines

posted 19 years ago by lauren7312
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Calvin in phony calm voice- "Attention guests. It's come to our attention that due to 'technical difficulties' it has become necessary to close the Underwater Sea Kingdom. Follow your guides and they will point out the most convenient and accessible exits."

Sea World patron- "Where is the most accessible exit?! We're underwater!"

"Gimme some lights down there! And get me some medical attention down there quick!"- Calvin freaking out. "Seal the park, you hear me? Seal the park!"

"I'm mad at that boy, but I don't mean him any harm. You hear me? I don't mean him any harm."- water ski girl in phony southern accent.

[–] sxymommacitaprincess_227 10 years ago

Liz:Should I leave the gate open? Cindy and Sandy are out there!

Kay:No. Their gonna have to take care of themselves Liz. We cant take a chance on the that big bitch getting in there.

[–] Dirty-Barry 9 years ago

Great lines, watched it again last night. There was a Jaws marathon on Sky Movies all night.

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[–] daughterofolaf 9 years ago

This doesn't count as a line, really, but when the baby white is being traumatized by a bunch of gawkers when it was supposed to be closed to the public still and Armstrong screams the guy's name and dives head first into the water which is like two feet deep and she probably would have made it over faster if she had just walked.

Another great one is when Gossett Jr. smirks and says "We'll suffocate the bitch"  and when his nephew starts to disagree he says "Listen-listen-listen, neff-FEW...!"

Oh man, I don't know how any of these people kept a straight face for even half this movie.

"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"

[–] daughterofolaf 9 years ago

When the shark basically growls/roars--effin' hilarious. I think that counts as a line.

"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"

[–] daughterofolaf 9 years ago

I also love that the shark eats people the way a dog eats dog food. Nomnomnom.

"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"

[–] Carson_Wells 9 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha you're so funny

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[–] MsLadybird99 9 years ago

When the shark basically growls/roars--effin' hilarious. I think that counts as a line.

It sounds the same as the fire breathing dragon, Spot, that lived under the Munsters staircase.
I may be mixing it up with that other 'Jaws the Revenge' movie. Actually I don't remember the 3D shark making any noises.

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