Favorite Lines.....
Michael (to Jeff) - This is our first date, I just want to look pretty for her.
share"I had a nightmare and you were in it." Jeff to Sandy
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God, here comes the terms! .... Hilarious!!
shareGod, here comes the terms! .... Hilarious!!
I saw this in the theater and the crowd really lost it at that line.
Another one I like is when Michael is telling George he has to get him out of the contract.
Michael: . . .and Sandy thinks I'm gay.
George: so sleep with her.
Michasel: I did sleep with her, she still thinks I'm gay.
George: that's not so good, Michael.
You must be the change you seek in the world. -- Gandhi share
Michael: I had to let him in - he was singing!
Jeff: Was he that good?
You slut.
shareNo one would call you stupid to your face.
shareThis is my favorite comedy of all time. And, gosh, when I feel I need to laugh, I'm going to read this message board. Laughed all the way through.
There's one fine line that I did not see. After Michael hears another actor has been cast in a show he wanted to do and runs out on Sandy's audition:
Sandy (to the receptionist): Is he coming back?
Now...I thought I knew this film by heart. But I see references on this board to a line mentioning a corncob. Where does that happen? Would be a good excuse to watch the thing for the umpteenth time.
"I slept with you and you're in love with my husband. What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"
Michael: She thinks I'm a lesbian.
George: Lesbian? You just said gay...
Michael: No no, Sandy thinks I'm gay; Julie thinks I'm a lesbian.
"I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass!"
share"I had a dream with you in it, you had big teeth but you were still a nice person"
Funniest line of the movie. 35 years later and I still LOL whenever I hear it.