The WORST

If you have half a brain, this film was a disaster.

I suppose I should post SPOILERS so beware.

Uggh, I'm prepared to write a diatribe on the *beep* that this film is, but I'm too tired. It's utterly predictable. The clues conveniently fit in for the final hurrah, but it makes no sense.

I have a degree in Latin. I've consulted all my texts, and Felix Rubor does not EVER translate to Redfern. WTF is that about? Are we just supposed to accept it? Happy Red. But no in this film it translates to 'Felix Rubor' as Redfern. Yarrite.

I was sitting with friends carefully taking in each detail, and pausing when I had something to say. Obviously the 'Joe Green' comment was important, but I wasn't sure (I speak three languages, so I guess I was ahead of the curve).

God, I could write for an hour an all the *beep* this film is. I called just about everything, except for the crazy stupid unreaistic plot holes.

I hope the next AC film is better. This was the worst.


Jezebel! Flauntin' your flesh in temptation's raiment! You will burn. Oh, you will burn!