Best throwaway lines?


After seeing a comment on one of the other threads, I got to thinking. What are your favorite throwaway lines in the movie?

Mine has got to be:
"Did you get my Cheez Whiz, boy?"

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"If the sh*t fits, wear it" immediately followed by "scoot over, godd*nm it!"

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Police command centre, radio speaker: "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved".

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I love this line so much that no one really mentions it.

"I knew a hooker once named Minnie Mazola!"

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He got me a gig; I got him laid.

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So Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happening? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us *beep*

Chicken Wire?

You're gonna look funny eating corn on the cob with no *beep* TEETH!

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the guy at the desk-"duuuuh ok."

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he left u NAKED in a DITCH!

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One that people seem to miss - or maybe I'm just the only one who thinks it's funny - happens while they're in the sauna with the booking agent, and he's telling them he can't get them a big-time gig on short notice.

Morrie: "You gotta have the proper promotion and exploitation!"
Elwood: "I know all about that; I've been exploited my whole life."

"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."

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Elwood: We've thrown a rod.

Jake: Is that serious?

Elwood: Yep.

SEX - Breakfast Of Champions!

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