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Great line!

posted 20 years ago by Lathindin
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omg, there was a lot of great lines in this movie..

(when Clouseau destroyed the piano)
Mrs. liverlee: that was a priceless stainway
Clouseau: Not any more....

And when he suddenly change there name´s
Clouseau: What is your name?
Mrs. liverlee: Mrs. liverlee
Clouseau: Mrs. lovelyver

Clouseau: Mr. stiffsticker. (to the beekeeper, who´s name is stuttertut)

Clouseau: Your the cook?
Gartner: I am the gartner´.
Clouseau: arhh, now we are getting some where!
Clouseau: Who are you? (Hits him with the morningstar)
unknown: his mr. stuttertut.
Clouseau: am not talking to you, am talking to mr. stiffsticker.
Gartner: He says his got a bit of a cold, and lost his voice.
Clouseau.. lost his voice,, a beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks his a gartene.... LOL.. the whole scene is great...

And every time Clouseau says room!!!
Clouseau: was that up from the castle?
Hotel keeper i germany or austria(the old man): Yes, they need a dentist up at the castle.
Clouseau: Where is he?
Hotel keeper: The dentist is fishing.
Clouseau: Show me his "zimmer"(lol)
Hotel keeper: hmm?
Clouseau: His "reem" (LOL)..
just listen to the way he says room... OMG :-)

Everytime something comes out of Clouseau´s mouth I laugh!

[–] sfmonkeyboy 18 years ago

I loved the scene at the inn (I'm sort of paraphrasing here)
Clouseau sees a dog on the floor, looks at the inkeeper:
Clouseau "Does your dog bite?"
Inkeeper "No."
Clouseau reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog immediately bites Clouseau's hand.
Clouseau "I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!?"
Inkeeper "That is not my dog."

[–] here-49 18 years ago

by far and away the greatest comedy ever made. PERIOD.

so many lines to choose from.. id have to say....

wait till you see the full effect with the 'huemp.'

You could receive a concussion from such a 'buemp.'

this mad 'buemer' must be apprehended at all costs.

Unless I miss my guess, this would be the gymnasium 'rhuem'.
- Yes, sir. - Yes. It is a good 'rhuem'.
Yes.

and everyone in this 'rhuem' is under the suspicions.

"Give me Clouseau."

Swine maid.

Into the bed, you 'knew'

Olga : Do you think that you could fall in love...
with an ex-Russian agent?
Klouseau: Well, of course...

they had sold the castle? Fancy them selling the castle, just like that.

What is he doing in your bathtub dressed up like you?
It is a question I could very easily ask you.

It's Dr. Shurtz from the village, you 'knew'
this special anesthetic cotton wool, you 'knew'
"Nitrous oxide."
What's that?
That is the anesthetic, you 'knew'
Oh, good.
Yes, it is good, yes.

There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth.
It's Clouseau.
Kill him.

Within five minutes, I shall destroy England.
England!
No more cricket.

Darling, sing to me.

[–] mb1981 18 years ago

I have a beautiful woman in my bed and a dead man in my bathtub. Made me crack up!

Don't mess with Texas!

[–] pippinmaniac 18 years ago

I LOVE the "Does your dog bite?" scene!

[–] ruslabox 18 years ago

i like the scene where hes fighting cato, and also right after that!

clouseau: its tse phoene
(pause)
clouseau: tse phoene is ringinge!
clouseau(hits cato):relax, ill get it!
listen to the way he talks!

[–] rachybabes13 17 years ago

Clouseau: It's the phone *puts his stick down* The phone is ringing.. *grabs Kato's stick and hits him with it* haha relax, I'll get it!

Mrs Liverlilly: But's that's a priceless Steinway! (refering to the smashed piano)
Clouseau: Not any more.. what is your name?
Mrs Liverlilly: *sighs* Mrs Liverlilly
Clouseau: Mrs Lovelyver..
(the look she gives Clouseau then is so funny!)

Clouseau: Look there is no need to speak unless I ask you a question! What is your name?
Shork: I'm Shork the gardener
Clouseau: And what is it you do?
Shork: I'm the gardener
Clouseau: Then why didn't you say that in the first place?!
Shork: I did!

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Bloke: No
Clouseau: *pets dog* Nice doggy *the dog bites Clouseau and barks* I thought you said your dog didn't bite!
Hotel Bloke: That is not my dog

SPIDER PIG!! Loving the simpsons movie!

[–] bps3013 16 years ago

Random bits:

When he arrives at the inn to get a "rheaum" and announces "I am Professor Guy Gabois, medieval castle authority from Marseilles." This is a callback to the appearance of Clouseau as a more swinging Guy Gabois in "Return of the Pink Panther".

The parallel bar dismount... "Ahhh yesss, I remember it-EEAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The way his voice goes all high pitched when he hits the stairwell is 100% genius!

When he lays down on the bed just before being ambushed by Cato. "Feaurty weenks. Ahhhhhhhh." I actually use that one on select evenings when getting into bed. :)

Disguised as Doctor Schultz (from the villeage, yeau kneau!) "Harry he does not wish to be disteaurbed, yeau kneau!"

The exchanges between him and the Lunatic Dreyfus:

Clouseau: (pushes up wax nose and fake moustache while in hysterics from the nitrous oxide) "Heauw's this?"
Dreyfus: (also suffering fits from the nitrous) "GROTESQUE! AH HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAHHH!"

Clouseau: "I've got to use... more LEEVER-AGE!"

Oh man, there's just too many to list! Gotta watch this one again, immediately! :D

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[–] Lathindin 15 years ago

"reem"

[–] psdhart 15 years ago

Rearranging the furniture

[–] Lathindin 15 years ago

potpiekitty @

Now thats funny :-)

[–] RickDVD 13 years ago

I've always liked the piano line. BTW, it's a Steinway.

This is one of my favorite comedies. I guess it's right to say you'll always love the movies from your teenage years, the best. If not, they rank right up there from your 20's.

"It's so hard having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter

[–] TheMagiciansWorkshop 13 years ago

I think my favorite line is when he discovers Ainsley Jarvis the Fassbender butler is in fact a transvestite who sings at the gay bar. He pulls out his Police badge and says "Madame or Missour I must warn you, you had better watch your step".

Then the parrot poops on his shoulder. Brilliant comedic timing.

[–] !!!deleted!!! (25263709) 12 years ago

Finally somebody mentions 'madame or monsieur'. That's just hilarious.

[–] justinshaw101 11 years ago

"And that is why I have often failed where others have succeeded"..

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