100 Things I learned from the movie, 'What's Up, Doc?'
1. Snakes live in mortal fear of tile
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1. Snakes live in mortal fear of tile
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2. There's a person named Eunice
--Alien Dude: Need two tickets to Pearl Jam--
3. Bubble baths come out of the faucet that way.
4. There's not much to see when you're inside a chinese dragon.
5. VW Beetles float in water!
6. Rather than involving local law enforcement in recovering stolen government papers, it is easier to send one agent after the journalist.
I'm quite a lovely person - apart from my terrible taste in pie.
7. Hugh Simon can't fix a hi-fi.
8. Yellow pills can be medically prescribed to help you remember to take blue pills.
9. No one will question why you're looking under someone else's room door if you explain that you can't find your key.
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10. If they don't have a nametag for you, perhaps you have the wrong convention.
11. Be careful what wine you serve to table 12.
12. Anyone can say, "Hi, my name is Howard."
13] Doctors are afraid to tell the use of the blue pills
14] you dont get shot if your part Italian
15] people can enter other people's hotel rooms with ease
16] there are one thousand something 'educational institutions' in the US
*Peace
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17. The meaning of propriety. Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette."
18. Judy can take your igneous rock or leave them. She relates primarily to micas, quartz, feldspar. You can keep your pyroxenes, magnetites and coarse-grained plutonics as far as she's concerned.
19. Judy Maxwell can cure headaches.
20. Mrs. Van Hoskins has trouble with German names.
21. If you want to look inconspicuous you should carry a golf bag.
22. Foolish consistency really is the hobgoblin of little minds.
23. Mr. Larabee does not live at 459 Durella Street.
24. Mr. Larabee has nice hair.
25. Eunice Burns is a brave, unbalanced woman.
26. Coming into Mr. Larabee's house uninvited is "inexcusable."
27. If you kick rocks, you are a philistine.
28. getting distracted by Barbra can make you lose your pizza dough.
29.Eunice wears a scary wig for no discernable reason.
30.Eunice wears a quilted moomoo for no discernable reason.
31.Barbra likes to sleep on pianos under a sheet until the one person in the hotel she happens to know finds her and she can sing him a seductive ditty.
32.buffered Asprin is better for the stomach.
33.Ryan O'Neal needs to buy better quality clothing.
34.double thick roast beef on rye sandwiches should not be left alone in hallways without risk of being eaten by the wrong person.
35. Aspirin costs 84 cents in a hotel gift shop in 1972 (but we don't know how much it costs without buffering).
36. 'As time Goes By' begins with Cm7 on piano.
37. Ralph Waldo Emerson was born in 1803 and died in 1882.
38. You are (most likely) not Hugh.
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39. if you destroy a hotel room, it's okay, because they have plenty others.
40. Cityskape at the top of the Hyatt used to have a piano.
41. Painters drop their cigars when they see Streisand and O'Neal hooking up.
42. Traffic on Van Ness used to be a hell of a lot lighter!
43. The day of the parade was apparently also an ideal day for a wedding, the cement mixer to lay cement and the people to intall/replace a glass window in San Francisco.
44. Criminals chasing people in a VW bug don't look aound and only follow the street.
45. Mr. Larabee's dinner for getting to know the grant candidates has good security.
I'm quite a lovely person - apart from my terrible taste in pie.
Eunice is not a Eunice burns she is 'the' Eunice burns.
in today's news Paris Hilton has now made it illegal to weigh no more than 108 pounds.
35. Aspirin costs 84 cents in a hotel gift shop in 1972....
47. ...and a small radio costs over $60.
48. When adding a new floor to a hotel, the first thing to install should be a tuned piano.
49. The cast made Judge Maxwell crush his Lifesavers.
50. The bag that the G-man wants is either that one... that one... or that one.
51. If you were hungry in San Francisco back in the 70's, you could order room service for an unoccupied room in a hotel. But you had to grab it fast.
52. Also in 1970s SF, hotel managers left vacant rooms unlocked.
53. This is NOT a Looney Tunes movie.
54. When looking for the fire in a hotel, SF firemen move clumsily from room to room, breaking things as they go.
55. SF hotels sell souvenir rocks from Alcatraz. These rocks don't cure headaches.
56. Judy needs to pick a major.
57. The controls on the panel of a VW beetle are complicated.
58. A woman who shows off her diamonds in a crowded place will be confounded when she's robbed. And she'll throw a very public temper tantrum.
THE RAP CRITIC:
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59. Judy does not understand Eunice
60. Eunice will become wrinkled, lined and flabby by next week
61. Howard is not repeating himself
62. Cable also provides electricity to the TV.
63. Hotel towels will stay wrapped around you even when you hang by your fingernails from the balcony ledge.
64. Room service waiters do not know how to put out a burning room, but they can serve your food during the fire.
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I love anyone who loves anyone who loves Emerson! Your turn!
share66. The dumbest thing he's ever heard is, "love means never having to say you're sorry."
67. 'This is outrageous!!'