This is a shot in the dark but I'll put it out there in case any of you know the exact line(s) used in the film.
When Judy meets Howard in the drug store, she starts in about what types of rocks interest her. She begins...
"I can take your igneous rocks or leave them. I related primarily to quartz, micas, feltzbar..."
What follows after this?
Thank you,
Glen
"...you can keep you pyroxines, magnetites, and {something I can't make out} as far as I'm concerned."
"I forgot why I came in here."
Oh, what a lovely exchange of dialogue that was, wasn't it?
Eunice: Oh, I'm not looking for romance, Howard. As the years go by romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is?
Howard: Senility?
Eunice: Trust!
Hugh Simon: I find that as difficult to swallow as this potage au gelee.
Judy: How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles?
Judy: You don't wanna marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined and flabby!
Howard: Everyone gets wrinkled, lined and flabby!
Judy: By next week?
Howard: Good morning.
Fritz: No, I don't think so.
Eunice: And these men tried to molest me.
looks at Eunice
Judy: I don't know who he is but I hate him.
Eunice: Don't you know the meaning of "propriety"?
Judy: Propriety; noun: conformity to established standards of behavior or manner, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette."
Judy: I can't see!
Howard: There's nothing to see really, we're inside a Chinese dragon.
Meeting Mr. Larabee.
Howard: You! You!
Judy: Eu-nice. Eunice. We've almost gotten that stammer cured.
Howard: How! How!
Judy: How-ard. Howard. He always gets stuck on names. It must be the excitement of meeting you for the first time.
Judy: Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Judy: Eunice? That's a person named Eunice?
Judy: Well, this last one was not my fault.
Howard: What happened?
Judy: Nothing, nothing, really. It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down, well blew up actually.
Howard: Political activism?
Judy: Chemistry major.
Howard: I see.
Hugh: Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.
Judge Maxwell: Of what?
Hugh: Music.
Judge Maxwell: Can you fix a hi-fi?
Hugh: No.
Judge Maxwell: Then shut up!
Howard: I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself.
Judge Maxwell: Judy!
Judy: Hello Daddy...
Judy: Steve, you didn't tell me you were married.
Howard: We aren't married.
Judy: Congratulations.
Eunice: But we are engaged.
Judy: My condolences.
Banquet Receptionist: This woman claims to be a Eunice Burns.
Eunice: I am not A Eunice Burns, I am THE Eunice Burns!
Delivery Boy: I want my bike back!
Judge Maxwell: I'll give you your bike back - I'll give you a broken back if you don't be quiet.
(Beaming)
Mrs. Van Hoskins: Hello Hans.
Fritz: Fritz!
Mrs. Van Hoskins: What happened to Hans?
Fritz: There is no Hans. Only me, Fritz.
Mrs. Van Hoskins: Oh, what a shame.
Howard: Mr. Larrabee its a privilege to meet you I'm doctor Howard Bannister
Headwaiter: And I'm your headwaiter, Rudy.
Manager: I have a message for you from the entire hotel staff.
Howard: And what is that?
Manager: Goodbye.
Howard: Is that the full text of the message?
Manager: It is.
Howard: Oh. When do you want me to leave?
Manager: Yesterday.
Howard: That soon?
Judy: Has anyone ever told you you're a very sexy man?
Hugh: Well, no.
Judy: No one ever will!
Eunice: Now, how will you introduce yourself to him, Howard?
Howard: Um... "Hello, Doctor. My name's Howard."
Eunice: Oh, Howard! Anyone could say that!
Howard: Anyone named Howard.
"Is that all there is?" - Peggy Lee
Howard: No, my ignius rocks. I hope they're not damaged!
Eunice: Don't over-dramatise.
Cab driver: I know how you feel mister, I hate it when my ignius rocks are even touched!
Did I spell ignius right?
Judy: No, no Dr. Howard Bannister, as in sliding down the...........
Howard: Thank you, I don't drink!
Head waiter: You're upside down sir.
Howard: I'm upside down?
Howard: Then, there was this trouble with me and Hugh.
Judge Maxwell: Me and you?
Hugh Simon: I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell: You and me?
Hugh Simon: No, I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell: Stop saying that. Make him stop saying that.
Judy: Did anyone ever tell you you're very sexy?
Hugh Simon: Actually, no
Judy: They never will!
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shareHoward: Then, there was this trouble with me and Hugh.
Judge Maxwell: Me and you?
Howard: No, not you. Hugh.
Hugh Simon: I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell: You are me?
Hugh Simon: No, I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell: Stop saying that. Make him stop saying that.
Howard: What am I gonna tell Eunice?
Judy: That's the easy part. You go up to her room. She answers the door; now she will have been crying so her eyes will be all bloodshot and her nose will be all red and runny, but you look past all that. You stare purposefully into those red-rimmed, swollen eyes, and you say, "Eunice, my dear, there's been a terrible mistake. I've behaved like a cad, a bounder! But now I see everything clearly and I've decided that Judy and I are gonna put you into a home."
Howard: That is not funny!
Judy: I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try and be the same.
Howard: The same as what?
Judy: The same as people who aren't different.
Headwaiter: What kind of wine are you serving at table one?
Eunice: Now, tell me how you are going to introduce yourself.
Howard: What? Oh, well, I'll probably say something like "Hello there, Mr Larrabee. I'm Howard."
Eunice: You are not.
Howard: I am not Howard.
Eunice: You are not going to say "Hi, my name's Howard." Anyone could say that! Anyone.
Howard: Anyone named Howard
Judy: We're just testing a theory Howard has about Vocal Reverberation Under Spinal Pressure.
Professor Hosquith: What? Vocal Reverberation Under Spinal Pressure?
Judy: You know, V.R.U.S.P.?
Musicologist: Oh yes!
Musicologist: I think I read a monograph on that.
Judy: Ralph Waldo Emerson, born 1803 died 1882.
Frederick Larrabee: You like Emerson?
Judy: I adore him.
Frederick Larrabee: I adore anyone who adores Emerson.
Judy: And I adore anyone who adores anyone who adores Emerson, your turn!
Howard: What are you doing? This is a one way street!
Judy: We're only going one way
Fritz: You will enter Mrs. Van Hoskins' room, through the adjoining room and you will take the jewel case to the basement.
Harry: What if she wakes up and sees me?
Fritz: You will tell her you are smitten with her, that you have have followed her all night, and you will make passionate love to her.
Harry: Couldn't I just kill her?
I'm not trying to be rude here, but this is, uh, one of my movies...
Judy: Has anyone ever told you you're a very sexy man?
Hugh: Well, no.
Judy: No one ever will!
It's actually, did anyone ever tell you you're very, very sexy? Actually, no. They never will!
Hugh Simon: I find that as difficult to swallow as this potage au gelee.
Judy: How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles?
I always wondered what food he was talking about. The way they devour it I imagine it tasting likea really good rich soup.
Eunice: Oh, I'm not looking for romance, Howard. As the years go by romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is?
Howard: Senility?
Eunice: Trust!
Howard: I don't think of you as a woman. I think of you as Eunice
Eunice: Oh, but I am a woman, Howard
Eunice: And these men tried to molest me.
looks at Eunice
Actually it's "they tried to molest me"
Judge: That's unbelievable
Judy: I don't know who he is but I hate him.
"Oh, my, uh, dinner's here"
Bellman: Wouldn't want to wake the little one
Spy: No, we sure wouldn't
Howard: There's nothing to see really, we're inside a Chinese dragon.
I think it's there's not much to see, actually
Judy: Well, this last one was not my fault.
Howard: What happened?
I think it's this last time was not my fault
Howard: I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself.
I think it's I am not repeating myself.
Judy: Steve, you didn't tell me you were married.
Howard: We aren't married.
Judy: Congratulations.
Eunice: But we are engaged.
Judy: My condolences.
I don't think she says my, I think she just says condolences
Judge: <listing off crimes>
Eunice: They tried to molest me!
Judge: <slow pan to Eunice> ... that's unbelievable....
Near as I can tell it sounds like "corestraglitonicans" or something like that...
shareNear as I can tell it sounds like "corestraglitonicans" or something like that...
"Keep your pyroxenes, magnetites and coarse-grained plutonics..."
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Sim--" - Frank Grimes
DON'T kick those rocks you Philistine!!!
-Eunice Burns
Well maybe Tesla does the astro.
Judy: " I believe you dropped something"
Howard: " What do you think you are doing?'
Judy: " I think I am taking a bath aren't I "
Howard: " I am serious if you aren't out of here in five minutes I am calling to police"
Judy: " Who do you thing they'll arest, the girl in the tub or the guy with his pants down?"
Howard: " I am not kidding you are the straw that breaks the camals back you are the plaque you bring havac a cauious to everyone but why to me why why"
Judy: " Beacause you look cute in your pajamas Steve"
Howard: " Get Out!!"
Judy: " Right Now?"
Howard : " Yes, no, wait a minute."
Howard: " Well that' s it there's only one thing left to do"
Judy: "What's that what what"
Howard: " Eunice is coming your'e here dressed like that and I am going to jump."
Judy: " Oh Steve" ( then she rips his pants)
Howard: " I don't believe it, she did it again."
(On the bike in the chase scene)
Judy: "I can't see!"
Howard: "There's not much TO see. We're inside a Chinese dragon."
"What kind of wine are you serving at that table?" -Headwaiter Rudy (I think)
"WE CAN MAKE IT...WE CAN MAKE IT...I don't think we can make it." -Judy
"You know what this pill is for?"
"No sir."
"It's to remind me to take this blue pill."
"And what's the blue pill for, sir?"
"I don't know. They're afraid to tell me..."
(or something like that... Cracks me up.)
Kin so desu imasu Landymion desu, kin ka so dread kianto desu ga.
"It won't be in the bathroom, ma'am. Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile."
Howard: You're just different.
Judy: Thank you. I know I'm different, but from now on, I'm going to try to be the same.
Howard: The same as what?
Judy: The same as people who aren't different.
Howard: Goodbye.
Judy: Well, let's not say goodbye. Let's just say au revoir.
Howard: No, let's say goodbye.
"Detain her with your charm."
"Yes, this is Sylvia, Mr. Larrabee's personal secretary. There has been a change in the location for luncheon. It has been moved from Mr. Larrabee's home to one of the Larrabee foundation offices. The address is - do you have a pencil, dahling? - fowah fiyive niyne Durella St-reet."
Howard: Is that clear?
Judge: No, but it's consistent.
Judge: Compassion. I just have too much...Compassion.
Judy: No, Bannister, as in sliding down the. Oh, you have heard of him? Yeah, the nut with the rocks.
Judy: It just so happens that Howard is having discussions with Leonard Bernstein about the possibility of conducting an avalanche... in E flat.
Judy: Meet me under the table. Oh, there goes my napkin!
Judy: Oh, we're just testing a theory of Howard's. Vocal Reverberations Under Spinal Pressure.
Guest: What? Vocal Reverberations under Spinal Pressure?
Judy: Yeah, you know, VRUSP.
Larrabee: They broke into my house.
Judge: That's breaking and entering.
Larrabee: And they brought her with them forcibly.
Judge: That's kidnapping.
Eunice: They tried to molest me.
Judge: (Looks at her) That's unbelievable...
"Of course! The controversial Findelmeyer proposition!"
And for the record, it is spelled igneous.
Eunice walks into room at 459 dorrilo st.
Eunice: Why, those are Howards. What on EARTH are you doing with Howard Banisters rocks?
lol cracks me up
if u like this movie ull like *Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World*
Eunice - "I'm counting!!!!"
Howard - "Don't count Eunice, i hate it when you count!"
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Eunice - "Howard, you're not being open with me!"
Howard - "I am being open Eunice, I'm always open. (Knock on door) "It's open!"
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Eunice - "I think it's a little late for apologies Howard!"
Howard - "Ok Eunice, no apologies"
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Theres so much more but thats all i can think of at this hour of the night
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One word: NETFLIX!
Can I laugh at you incompetent, moronic jerks now? Please?
To Vyolet:
Don't waste your time with video stores...they can only carry so many titles and only make space for new releases and the usual classics. I just checked ebay and you can bid on a vhs of What's Up Doc? for as low as $0.01 or 'buy now' (DVD) for around $8-12, plus S&H. If you're not familiar with ebay, just type in ebay.com and in the search field, type in What's Up Doc plus Streisand. If you want to bid/buy, just read the ebay informational help keys with instuctions on bidding, buying, shipping, and handling. Good luck.
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Fritz: Enter Mrs. Van Hoskin’s room from ze adjourning room. You vill take ze suitcase and go straight to ze basement.
Harry:What if she sees me?
Fritz: You vill tell her you are schmitten vith her, you have followed her all night, and you vill make passionate love to her.
Harry: Couldn’t I just kill her?
The line is:
"I can take your igneous rocks or leave them. I relate primarily to micas, quartz, felspar. You can keep your pyroxines, magnatite and coarse grained granites as far as I'm concerned..."
The children playing bells in front of the Chinese dragon in the parade are playing "La Cucaracha." You know, the Mexican song about cockroaches? That's pretty funny.
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