Funniest Quotes - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972) Discussion

[–] sandra-168 19 years ago

Woody's request: "Let me have 50 cents worth of regular." to the gas station attendant early in the Sexual Research segment struck me as funny, with the gas prices of today.

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[–] bigsleep32 19 years ago

There's no time to agrue while we're standing her the country side is being ravished by a clossal boob.

Mr Milos you are crazy.

Remember you said if I was ever in town I should loook up your wife.

Take me now. Yes I shall re-line your brakes.

I'd like a bottle of chilled white burgandy some caverare and some grass.

And there under the Arminian sky had sexual intercourse. With the sheep?
Naturally.

So many great lines in this movie these are some of my favs.

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[–] nutsyvol2 18 years ago

-After Dr. Bernardo's castle blows up:
VICTOR: Now, we owe THEM a dinner.

QUEEN: Cheers
FOOL: And Roebuck

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[–] dedroidify 18 years ago

The fool: "Good evening your majesty it's great to back here at the palace. You know what the palace is, that's 24 living rooms and a dungeon!"

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[–] Sarahbear217 18 years ago

Definitely "Remember when you said if I was ever in town, I should look up your wife?"

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[–] internexusx 18 years ago

How about:

Dr Bernardo: They called me mad because I wanted to build a 500 foot diaphragm; birth control for an entire nation at once!

Or, the judge in the sheep sequence:
“What’s most disturbing about this case is that the sheep was under 18…”

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[–] onlyever42 18 years ago

pretty much all of the lines that have been mentioned, plus the constant 'my son the doctor' jokes
-The Queen mentions her 'son the doctor'
-Dr.Doug Ross yells 'don't bring a sheep into this office, my mother just finished paying for it'
-I think that during the sales pitch oneof the men says 'I'm his son, the doctor'

~The only thing I've come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust~

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[–] dvician 18 years ago

"Who the hell pushed the 'scared' button?"

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[–] QuarrellaDeVil 16 years ago

Maybe it's not "the best" within the context of the movie, but am I the only one who hears, in his head, "Is it self-contained?" every time he sees Regis Philbin on TV these days?

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[–] patrick_bateman_90056 16 years ago

"In here are twenty Scouts. I want to measure your respiration when they gang-bang you!" *crazy grin

"NO!"

We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are.

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[–] bluthC0 16 years ago

I like at the end just as the sperm are being released, you hear over the loud speaker famous baseball players like "Mickey Mantle!" and a few more

You've never seen a movie 'til you've seen it twice.

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[–] Olive_oyl 16 years ago

Posture, posture...

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[–] herehairhere 16 years ago

"...Let me handle this; I'm good with breasts".

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[–] murph24 16 years ago

THE QUEEN (indignant): Didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body "cop a feel"?

THE FOOL: Oh, madam - not I, surely, would never lay my hands on the royal tomatoes in mixed company!

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[–] Hawkeye826 15 years ago

"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"

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[–] pleh1 15 years ago

"Now you're sure this is a single? In my experience they usually go around in pairs".

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[–] leetherobot 15 years ago

I almost spat red wine all over myself when in the "are the findings of doctors and clinics who do sexual research and experiments accurate?" segment Woody responds to Helen that his name is Victor... Victor Shakapopulis. So deadpan, a great end to the scene haha.

And in the same segment when they're escaping from the doctors house and the car won't start... and Helen asks "whats wrong Victor?" Woody responds "I think the batteries dead... and we're out of gas, oil and water"

classic stuff

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[–] snelling 13 years ago

Queen: Kiss me quick.

Fool: Where is thy quick?

"It's like I'm talking to my Aunt Sylvia here!"

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