Watching The Aristocats as an adult
I loved this movie as a child but as an adult it bugs me a lot. Not because the lady is leaving her wealth to her cats but because the butler is so stupid about it. He's all hung up on the fact that the cats are inheriting the fortune first. There are so many other ways he could have dealt with this situation. Some of them are worse than others.
A) Wait until the woman dies and leaves her fortune the cats. A human being will still need to look after them because they're cats! They won't be able to approve or disapprove what the money is spent on and I'm sure that she meant for Edgar to keep looking after them and managing the money as part of their inheriting. So he could still live the sweet life. Just look after the cats still.
B) Wait till the woman dies and then get the will overturned...it really shouldn't be too hard for a decent lawyer to do.
C) Wait till the woman dies and then kill the cats.
D) Kill the cats and don't half ass it by driving their stupid baby basket like 50 miles out of town and just leave them there. And when they came back he STILL didn't learn and was going to ship them to Africa.
Disclaimer: I think cats are very sweet and I love them and would never hurt one. I'm just saying, if you're going to be a crazy evil butler then DO the damn thing!
Don't be ridiculous! Jack would never die without telling me!