In Praise of Herb Alpert's Kick-Ass Theme Song
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass are a classic relic of the 60's...almost all their hits were instrumental and driven by the handsome Alpert's trumpet playing(save Alpert's strained but sweet rendition of Bacharach's "This Guy's In Love With You.") Thanks to "The Dating Game" and "The Newlywed Game" and every spoof of them ever since, songs like "Tijuana Taxi" and "Whipped Cream" -- however jaunty and saucy in their time -- are camp jokes now.
But not "Casino Royale."
Herb Alpert's instrumental of "Casino Royale" was written by Burt Bacharach, played by Alpert and his band, but backed with (I think) a bigger orchestra and orchestrated by Bacharach and Alpert to make sure that the song could "legitimately" be considered part of the James Bond experience(even if, famously, "Casino Royale" was a one-off not made off the Saltzman-Broccoli Assembly line.)
I love everything about Herb Alpert's "Casino Royale":
The way it kicks off with an explosion of trumpets...and then quiets down to a slow, slinky, "Pink Panther" like build up...back to excitement.
The way how, in about the middle, it takes the earlier "slinky" section and pushes it hard into a kind of back-and-forth, back-and-forth, back-and-forth rhythm that just gets more and more exciting and "muscular"...as how any great big action movie should feel.
And then it just about goes berserk with excitement in the final third, Herb and the brass put everything into it and then...
...it slows back down and most of the brass goes away and only Herb's lonely trumpet is there to take the excitement level down, quietly down, almost over...and out, on a final note.
(I daresay, the effect is rather like the "comedown" after sexual climax, yes?And this "Casino Royale" is a very sexual movie for its time.)
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There are lyrics to Casino Royale and some guy sings them over the end credits and they're not that good:
"They're fighting for their lives...with guns...and knives...at Casino Royale."
Nope. Go for the instrumental or go for nothing at all.
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Herb Alpert's "Casino Royale" is a kick-ass trumpet-rocker of movie credit music, but even it hasn't survived a certain "camp" quality, if only for the sheer crazy exuberance of the piece.
A few years back on "Saturday Night Live," with guest host NFL Quarterback Peyton Manning, they had a sketch about a football coach at halftime in the dressing room trying to get his downcast team motivated...by playing "Herb Alpert's Casino Royale" on a tape player. One by one...led by Manning..the players got up and shimmied and shaked and finger wagged to Alpert's infection brass...until the team members practically conga-lined out of the dressing room together to "Casino Royale."
And I recently saw a comedian -- live -- whose warm-up music before he came out was "Herb Alpert's Casino Royale."
Not bad...45 years after the song came out, "Herb Alpert's Casino Royale" is still a played tune.
And a lot better than the movie it is in!