Kubrick = Bad LSD Trip
Stanley Kubrick is an overrated hack kept in place by people wishing to appear artsy and deep without trying. Sincerely, almost every Kubrick movie leaves me wondering if it might have been good, or at least not bad, if I had dropped a tab, or two (or three). Hard upon that thought is the fear a Kubrick inspired bad trip would leave me scratching my eyes out, begging for deliverance.
I love movies; movies of all kinds, from all times, from all places. I enjoy the artistry of “Citizen Kane”, the strangeness of “Donnie Darko”, the lunacy of “Airplane”, the satire of “Blazing Saddles”, the incredible brilliance of “The Godfather”, the suspense in “Jaws”, and the performances of Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington in “Philadelphia” or the entire cast in “The Big Lebowski”. I’m not a snob. I love “The Avengers”, “Independence Day”, and “Transformers”. A good blockbuster, effects driven, romp is fun. But I’ve never seen a Kubrick movie I didn’t think was vastly over-rated.
“Dr. Strangelove” is a good movie, it’s not great, but it’s almost pretty good. This is solely based on the brilliant performances of one Peter Sellers; performances, I understand, that were mostly unscripted or barely so. I guess Kubrick was smart enough not to get in the way of one of the greatest comedic actors of the 20th Century.
“Full Metal Jacket” is lots of fun until “The Gunny” exits. “Barry Lyndon” and “A Clockwork Orange” always strike me as film school projects. I saw “2001: A Space Odyssey” in Hollywood, at the Cinerama Dome, with a bunch of “artsy” people and I cracked up as they fell over each other trying to find the deeper significance of this or that. Imagine their shocked looks when I said “What are you doing, Dave?” was one of the funniest lines I’d ever heard (from then on if I called one them I would say, in a deadpan, “What are you doing, ______?”).
I’ll be honest, I never saw “Eyes Wide Shut”. The troika of Kubrick, Kidman, and Kruise (I know, but the alliteration couldn’t be passed up) just proved to be too much for me. “The Shining”? How anyone could misunderstand a book so badly is beyond me. Clearly illustrated by the casting of Jack Nicholson in the role of ‘Jack Torrance’ it’s as if he hadn’t even read the book. It was very pretty, though, I guess that should count for something. That’s right, it does, it’s called cinematography.
Now, if everyone want to excoriate me for holding this opinion, fine. I’ll be watching “Morning Glory”.