Can Someone Explain This Movie's Appeal to Me?
I just got done watching The Bridge on the River Kwai for the second time and I'm baffled as to why it's held in such high regard. Often, I can watch a critically-acclaimed film, not enjoy it, yet understand why someone would praise it. With TBOTRK, I have a hard time finding much redeeming value.
First, I'll start with what I liked. I appreciated the sweaty, dirty, sweltering atmosphere for many of the jungle scenes. They really went out on location and filmed this stuff in the wilderness. The performances and cinematography are good and the finale elicits some suspense.
However, I just couldn't enjoy the flick. No, this is not because it's old. Two of my all-time favorite movies are silent (Metropolis and Un Chien Andalou). I've seen a lot of war films from all time periods and TBOTRK, for me, ranks among the least entertaining. I have nothing wrong with a motion picture being long, but this movie's length seemed unnecessary, like David Lean is trying to draw out a normal-length story to over two-and-a-half hours to make it more "epic." The movie seems to move in slow-motion at times. The pacing is truly glacial. For a war epic, there's almost no action (and the combat that does take place is rather unexciting) and the main character, played by Alec Guinness, is wholly unlikable. He's completely dedicated to doing the "honorable" (i.e. stupid) or egotistical thing. I understand that not every protagonist is meant to be likable, but c'mon. Few supporting characters make an impression. James Donald's final words are sledgehammer-subtle and made me grin with how unintentionally comedic they are.
While historical accuracy/realism and political mumbo-jumbo generally do not affect how much I enjoy a film, the depiction of P.O.W. life at the hands of the Japanese is troubling here. Plenty of people have pointed this out already, so I won't go into detail. A bunch of Allied prisoners jovially constructing a bridge for fascist Japan strikes me as just wrong. Only in the very beginning of the movie are the horrors of life in a Japanese prison camp shown (and even then it only seems like lip-service). For a film that deals with collaboration with fascism, it doesn't have much to say, other than the usual "War is madness" shtick.
If I'm going to watch a World War II commando picture, I'll choose The Guns of Navarone, and if I'm going to choose a P.O.W. movie from the same war, I'll go with The Great Escape. To me, TBOTRK is lacking in thrills, excitement, touching human drama, and stirring emotions. Yes, it's epic in scale and well-made, but it's almost impossible to truly enjoy. As far as subjective entertainment value goes, I'd give TBOTRK a 3/10 (the other two World War II flicks I mentioned earlier in this paragraph are both 10/10s). Yes, I am aware that posters are going to tell me to "go watch Transformers." I have not seen any of the Transformers pictures and do not intend on doing so any time soon. I just don't see how someone could be entertained by this frequently-boring film, can someone who does enlighten me on its merits?