Lone Ranger Joke
The lone Ranger and Tonto are out on the plains when the Lone Ranger stepped behind a tree to take a piss. Suddenly a venomous rattle snake struck him and screamed and he ran over to Tonto in shock. “Tonto, Lone Ranger been bit on head of tee pee by dangerous snake. Ride to town to get anti-venom!”
Tonto furiously rides to the closest town to get a doctor and an antidote. The doctor says , 'There is no antidote for this, you're going to have to suck the poison out'.
Tonto races back out to the Lone Ranger. “What did the doctor say?” asked the Lone Ranger. “Did you bring the anti-venom??”
“Doctor said you going to die.”