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how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

posted 17 years ago by napalmkids
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fish.

[–] Pierre_D 12 years ago

The car moves westward at the equinox.

[–] dream_tree 12 years ago

I like cheese only when it tastes like cyanide but I saw an elephant dressed as Jesus reciting Shakespeare's Sonnet 116 backwards so I guess it's fine to watch your math teacher take a poo on top of a macaroni salad made especially for Kim Jong-Il. By the way, I live in Greenland with my fake German shepherd dog. Do you want an alien abduction insurance?

[–] nettwench 12 years ago

3. The first surrealist screws the second, the second screws the third, then the third takes out his eye and puts it in the light socket!

Ssssshh! You'll wake up the monkey!

[–] direggor 12 years ago

Even 6000 wont be enough to break the lines of Mordor.

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[–] weepingwillow314 11 years ago

depends on where you'd like the light bulb screwed in

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love never dies

[–] matrix5904 11 years ago

a skin coloured skull

[–] ChomPChamP 11 years ago

Ok, so I read the whole thread, screwed my arm off, and now my switch hurts. WTF??

[–] redfox5367 9 years ago

Q. How many post-ironists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. One.