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Absolute smoke hammer

posted 4 years ago by Rakkasan187th (4)
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I don't care for her political crap but I still think she's absolutely stunning and I'd give her a colonoscopy with my tongue

[–] TearofLys (2656) 3 years ago

True about 10 years ago. She was objectively beautiful then. Right around then she hit the wall (as all redheads do). Now, she is a redhead in her mid-forties, and I am sorry to say, if you saw her without makeup, it would burst your little bubble. She is even losing her hair.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/f1/47/faf147552417adeff72b64eef61774b7.jpg

[–] Nicko's Nose (1651) 3 years ago

I guess you REALLY don’t care for her political crap.

[–] TearofLys (2656) 3 years ago

This is just an objective assessment of her physical attractiveness. I have no idea about her politics, but since she is Hollywood A-list, I am guessing she leans at least a little bit left.

Don't get me wrong. I would still do her, wrinkles, balding and all.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 2 years ago

Like she’d give you the time of day.

Most males embarrass me about my gender.

[–] Kowalski (76257) 2 years ago

R KANE MAKING A VALID POINT...NICE! NOEMOJI

[–] thenewnexus (1913) 3 years ago

I prefer Bryce Dallas. She looks like Chastin but hotter and has curves. Likely not a pain in the ass like Chastin

[–] JoWilli (20274) 2 years ago

fat bryce?

[–] LogicalLeftist (869) 2 years ago

going to need a picture posted of your stunning ripped lean physics. no homo but I have a feeling its pot calling the kettle black

[–] JoWilli (20274) 2 years ago

I used to be lean and ripped and have long hair. girls used to ask me out. I miss those days... :( would you accept a picture from 1999?

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

How old are photons?

[–] JoWilli (20274) 2 years ago

about as old as grey bush.

[–] thenewnexus (1913) 2 years ago

She has curves

[–] JoWilli (20274) 2 years ago

curves are hawt....

[–] cyguration (3951) 2 years ago

She's definitely A LOT more amicable than Chastin, and doesn't seem halfway near as stuck up, and you're right... she has the right kind of curves.

[–] chilone (17913) 3 years ago

That is absolutely pig disgusting.

[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

Glad to see this speck of cyber dust didn't last long here. 👍👍

[–] LTUM (1037) 4 months ago

""I don't care for her political crap but I still think she's absolutely stunning and I'd give her a colonoscopy with my tongue ""

lol me too, bro.