Flatulent uncle?


Anyone else heard the rumor about Emma's uncle being unusually flatulent? To the point where he has been asked to leave hotels and restaurants and even, on one occasion, a city park?!

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Please tell us more.

Go into great detail about everything you know about this story.

Speculate wildly.

Discuss how this rumor would play out in alternate universes.

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I've also heard rumors about this. Apparently the issue has started to take a toll on their relationship.

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That's literaly everything I know about him. Was hoping other people might have more info.

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sounds like it would make for a more intermingling movie than poor things

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i was present at the park when they asked him to leave, small children were passing out when playing too close to him & the dogs wouldn't go near him

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I hope after some time has passed more information has been gathered about this wildly flatulence uncle. This needs to be spotlighted as it could be chronic and hereditary.

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Don't know who her uncle is so can't make a guess.

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I was present at a flight from Phoenix to Jacksonville were he was a passenger. A series of muffled sounds filled the cabin. People fumbled for their oxygen masks, while a flight attendant approached him trying to maintain composure. They moved him to a different seat in the back of the plane. It was dreadful.

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lol, I wish this is true.

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No wonder she always calls him “Uncle Farts”.

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In an interview recently she confessed he'd gotten an operation down in South America to rectify the problem. I guess it didnt go very well and things were mixed up. Now the flatulence is coming out of his penis, and he ejaculates out of his anus.

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