Felonious Donald
So I'm not the first to post about Trump and his felonies. It deserves to be mentioned again, that what a great guy he was, falsifying records to cover up his infidelity with Stormy Daniels, while Melania was home taking care of her newborn son.
And based on her deadpan, morose demeanor, having to sit next to Trump at Jimmy Carter's funeral, she's trying to think up how to best get out of town, far away from the jerk.