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Paul Rudd is the most boring vanilla dude

posted 4 years ago by LiquidOcelot (2412)
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You know he just sits at home with his wife having a bland spaghetti dinner talking about his day.

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 8 months ago

As opposed to...what?
Shooting heroin and cooking meth in his basement?
Beating up his wife with his cock?
Suing her publicly for taking a shit on his bed?

What would redeem his status to you and make him not boring?

[–] AndyKing1967 (38417) 8 months ago

“Beating up his wife with his cock?”

Jeez, how big is his cock? 😳

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 8 months ago

I don't know but I certainly can beat up my girlfriend with mine.
I assume he can do the same.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38417) 8 months ago

What, you mean using it as a club to beat her with. Unfortunately, mine would be ineffective 😭

[–] [deleted] 8 months ago

Art. Doing something that's actually artistic would redeem him.

[–] Porsche911 (3618) 8 months ago

He’s terrible and bland!

[–] Kowalski (76258) 8 months ago

PAUL RUDD ROCKS...SO DOES SPAGHETTI...AND IT'S BLAND BECAUSE PAUL IS STAYING IN SHAPE FOR ROLES....SOUNDS NICE TO ME.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38417) 8 months ago

[–] SolarisPatchwork (281) 8 months ago

He's like a Neutral Good version of Mark Wahlberg, who is Neutral Evil

[–] [deleted] 8 months ago

I doubt he's interesting enough to eat spaghetti, to be honest.