If he wasn't hispanic
he'd be perfect for Christian Grey. amirite?
Ashmi any question
Ah yes...my favorite anti PC joke; I had a coworker who was Scotch/Irish so she was blond & so white she's practically see though. One day, for fun, I called her Christina, instead of Christine. She sort of reacted, "Hey don't use the Hispanic name for me, look how blond I am"; So I had to tell her, You know..there's that country in Europe where they all speak Spanish..."
Why can't you wretched prey creatures understand that the Universe doesn't owe you anything!?