Could Jason Statham Grow His Hair Out And Star With A Funny Baldie Look A Bit Like...
... Sean Penn in Carlito's Way?
e.g. https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/sean-penn-made-brian-de-palma-shoot-this-carlitos-way-scene-20-times/l-intro-1655122130.jpg
I think he could pull this off and it would be hilarious. It could even just be one of his regular action capers but he could have this baldie slap head-ish look for the first ten mins say, then the character would shave it back into regular Statham bad-ass style...