Pretty sure she was 17 when she made that movie. Fine as that ass (dat ass) is, she was bound to grow out of it. I mean, surely there was still a little baby fat working in her favor. And before anyone comes in here white-knighting Jessica Alba, cutting me down for calling her fat, that is NOT what I am saying.
And besides, she looked better WITH the extra "bits". I watched that movie so much as a teen, let's just say my hands were anything BUT idle.
Anyone here mentions Hotel California dies before the first line clears his lips.
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