Dear Mr.Cheezwizard:
Thank you for letting MS. Rossum down gently. Although I am certain that she'll be despondent about your decision not to date her, hopefully her real life beauty and talent, her successful career, and her friends and family will help her recover from being rejected by a self described person who is "not even considered attractive" as assessed by "the ladies", whoever they may be. It was kind of you to also remind her that,at the tender age of 28, she's not "getting any younger." I, for one, encourage you to maintain your bizarrely out of touch expectations as to what kind of woman you feel is worthy of you. At this rate, pray tell just who WOULD you go on a date with? Would you take her to "burger king...where you state that MS. Rossum looks like she should be "workkng?" At any rate, no matter how overblown your self image is, it would certainly be useful for you to brush up on your spelling and grammar.That way, when MS. Rossum's physical appearance is up to your standards, Mr.Cheezwizard, you will perhaps be able to express your delusions at a grade level of at least sixth grade. Also, as an aside, they DO sell cosmetic products for men at "better department stores" everywhere. Perhaps YOU SHOULD USE THEM. Best wishes.
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