Army of Darkness AND Schindler's List...
in the SAME YEAR. Now that's an amazing feat.
shareYes, I'll never forget the scene in the basement of Commandant Amon Goethe's house, where Oskar Schindler is conforting her, gives here a giant chocolate bar and says, "Gimmie some sugar, baby!".
Then, in a scene that takes place months later, Oskar Schindler and Amon Goethe are looking at the camp from the balcony, drinking congac, and seeing the rising smoke in the distance, and hearing the thunder of the Russian artillery.
(Goethe) "Oskar, the Russians will be here in a matter of HOURS, do you really think my small battallion of SS camp guards can hold them off?"
(Schindler) "Sure, Amon, sure....we can hold them off for as long as we need to......and maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot!".
(Goethe) "You can fly those newfangled jet aircraft?"
(Schindler) "I do have a particular set of skills..."
(Goethe) "Yes, but the Chinese don't have jets...there's no way the Messerschimdt company would have given them to the enemy of our Japanese allies..."
(Schindler) "Hence the irony of my statement."
(Goethe) ".........Ah, I see what you did there...I think I'm going to get stinking drunk and beat the maid again."
(Schindler) "Wait, I wouldn't mind owning her...what do you say we play a game of Blackjack for her?"
(Goethe) "What are the magic words, Oskar?"
(Schindler) "Errrr.....klatu...bacardi...necktie?"
(Goethe) "Close enough, let's get drunk and play cards for ownership of the damn maid, but if I lose I get to beat her up one final time, agreed?"
(Schindler) "So long as she's breathing and not marked up too badly, sure."