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Dating George Costanza


More women should be open minded like her!

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Just don't tell her you're currently engaged.

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Costanza was a scumbag.

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Which is why he was my favorite.

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CAN'T STAND-YAAA

CAN'TSTANDYAA!

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I am fat balding dudge like George Costanza. Hopefully i can find myself a Marisa Tomei lookalike.

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No doubt about it! If you have his drive and "confidence", you'll find as many as you want.

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Usually, having a loaded bank account helps as well.

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Anything helps, but the only thing necessary is drive, confidence and sincerity.

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Unless she had some kind of psychological quirk, the only way a woman who looks like Marisa Tomei would be in a relationship with a guy who looked like George Costanza would be if he had at least a few million dollars. If he had all the drive, confidence, and sincerity in the universe but an income of $60k a year, she wouldn't speak to him. She probably wouldn't even be able to see him.

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Total bollocks.
Any woman, even those hotter than Tomei, consider love more important than money.

A man that exudes confidence, drive and sincerity, and thus has a reason for making 60k, like he has passion for his job and is not materialistic, is easy to like.
And if he is sincerely in love with such a woman, and is driven to be with her, sooner or later she will have no trouble to return his love, no need to be quirky.

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Total bollocks.

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Which part?

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You're describing shallow, stupid women. Luckily, most women are smarter, more imaginative, and more adventurous.

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Totally right, SandyR

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No according to George the key is to simply get around them enough that they get used to your ugliness and start thinking they actually like it. Just don't ever let them find out that you are leaving things behind on purpose so you have an excuse to show up again.

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Or photo of a beautiful ex fiance. Who's dead now.

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You should try doing the opposite of your every instinct. If that doesn’t work carry a picture of a beautiful woman you refer to as your dead fiancé. Or get another woman to tell the woman that interests you that you are a bad seed.

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All very effective strategies. As long as the girl doesn't look like Seinfeld, it's all good.

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What about a Chelsea Noble?

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I'd sure like to meet someone as good looking as her at her age, I'm a year older than her. I was just watching The King Of Staten Island and thinking how good she looks. I've always thought she was good looking but she has aged very well. She is pretty open minded for sure, I wouldn't picture her dating Jason Alexander.

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T-bone, she and George Costanza, aka Koko, would make such a perfect couple!

Jason Alexander, I don't know. Also, that guy has aged like shit.

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She does look fantastic. But you would look much better, too, if you had a small army of artisans fixing your hair, make-up, wardrobe and lighting. Plus she probably spends the months leading up to each film dieting with the help of a nutritionist and personal chef and working out with a personal trainer.

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Even George would look fantastic with that kind of help.

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I'm missing the joke.
Jason Alexander has been married for thirty years.

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probably a guy that looks like him.

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What does Art Vandelay import?

Matches

LOL

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