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masturbater

posted 4 years ago by rateater (10132)
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once told a priest he committed the sin of onan and was told he was going to hell.

[–] MisterE (733) 4 years ago

If you told Jesus that someone was going to hell for masturbating, he would just roll his eyes and tell you to beat it.

[–] christomacin (4673) 4 years ago

Father Flannery: Yer muther's been tellin' me ye've been abyoosin' yerself, lad. Is dat da troof?
Liam: Aye, I reckon it's true, Fadder!
Father Flannery: Begora! Tat's a mortal sin ye've been committin' boy-o!.

[–] johnmarti59 (2356) 4 years ago

WTF.

[–] Adam60z (3774) 4 years ago

The priest would have lent him a helping hand.

[–] chilone (18018) 3 years ago

🤣

[–] Jes' Sayin' (6424) 3 years ago

Like 97% of the world. Hell must be awfully large.

[–] liscarkat (18886) 2 years ago

I seriously doubt Jesus wastes any of his important time giving a rat's ass if a guy cranks one off once in a while.