A full 12 inches
From base to tip.
shareThere was a weekly section on Kevin Smith’s podcast Hollywood Babble-On in which listeners would compete to complete the phrase ‘Liam Neeson’s cock is so big…’, check out some of the best ones here: https://youtu.be/2DqLJXY01Vg
share'Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. trying to comprehend it put Stephen Hawking in the chair'
This made me lol.
Yeah that one’s gold 🤣
shareOh shit, there are too many good ones. Here are my favourites from that compilation.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big…
he has to squint to make out who’s blowing him.
when he does helicopter dick he actually flies.
it once tried to suck its own human.
he never has to clean up after masturbating because his sperm burns up upon re-entry into the atmosphere.
in the 70’s it was played by Lou Ferigno.
tan tan’s cut it open and climb inside it for warmth.
when he sunbathes nude, he doesn’t wear sunblock - the sun wears cock-block.
you need to cut it in half and count the rings to find out Liam Neeson’s age.
Bigfoot has a grainy video of it walking in the woods.
it’s Michael Fassbender’s cock’s father.
when Neeson dies it will detach and find a new host.
Haha, these are good.
when Neeson dies it will detach and find a new host. Lol
I actually came up with that one myself, sent it in, and they read it out!
After Smith had made me laugh for so many years with his movies, it was heartwarming to hear him laugh at my gag.
Nice, that's kind of awesome!
Smith seems like a pretty cool guy. I don't know if you know Bobby Lee, but I listen to his podcasts and he is hilarious. I've cried and laughed listening to him. Sometimes I dream about reaching out to him in a way like that.
Smith was my hero… until a few months ago.
The quality of his films took a nosedive years ago when he got addicted to weed thanks to Seth Rogen, but I stayed loyal because his early stuff was so brilliant, his crazy experiments like Tusk were still hugely entertaining, and he was always hilarious in person on podcasts.
Then he made Clerks III. You can read my reaction to that unforgivable POS here…
https://moviechat.org/tt11128440/Clerks-III/6328f9713f21695b42236d50/Im-out-spoilers
I cannot believe I missed this thread! I love these kinds of jokes, lmao! 🤣🤣😭
"[–] Drooch (5333) a year ago
I actually came up with that one myself, sent it in, and they read it out!
After Smith had made me laugh for so many years with his movies, it was heartwarming to hear him laugh at my gag."
That is awesome! And yes it is a good one! 😂😂😂
Oh my goodness, lmao!! How have I not seen this comment before?? 😂😭🤣
shareBut is it really?
https://leakedmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Liam-Neeson-big-cock-VNEF.jpg
I'd say average.
He’s standing in the middle of a Scottish moor, it’s freezing. That’s Neeson’s version of ‘sport cock’.
shareNo guy is just gonna stand there in the cold displaying shrinkage. He probably did a bit of a shake or pull to relax it. In that case, definitely average. No shame in that, though.
sharecompare it to his thumb
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