Beyond the Law (2019) review: Finally, action is back!
Forget superheo films, and that fake CGI.
We have a living breathing superhero right here baby!
The cool lead (never seen him before, but this guy is awesome, charisma, looks, cool, talent, the clothes, hair. The whole package!)
He brings so much energy to the role, and so much cool. I love all of his choice outfits, and his action scenes are incredible. He is a true star, the one true star. Forget Arnie, or Stallone. This is the pinnacle of action stardom.
He is on another level and way better than Van Douche. Jon Clutz Van Dumb is nothing compared to this guy, with his dumb accent, and goofy looking face. Van Dongle with his stupid splits. Does he need to do the splits in every movie!? It's so lame, he looks like a girl with his ineffective splits! And his fake wimpy kicks. Can Van Douche beat a dude up without even having to kick? Can he take down 5 guys, barely moving? Can he do Aikido.........NO! His face just annoys me, while the lead of this masterpiece is so handsome with his cool ponytail and dashing Italian looks. He's just so badass. Dark, mysterious, and deadly, and gangsta.
Anyway, the lead of this does all of his own stunts, and shows his true athletical prowess many times. Agile like a Bull, graceful like a Gazelle, yet strong like a Swan. Jon Clit Van Driver is half the star he is, I heard they bumped into each other in a restaurant and Sensei Steve challenged him to a fight right there and then. Wimpy Jon Clot Van Nozzle laughed in my face! I could tell he was scared, and he muttered something about his wife and kids standing behind him. I didn't care, mine were too, they've seen me beat up loads of guys, and are used to witnessing baddassary on the regular. Alphas do what Alphas do, top of the food chain, I could eat that little wimp for breakfast, and he knows it. Anyway, he skulked off to his table laughing and said something about organising a ring fight. Who does he think he is, I'm from the streets, guys like me throw down anywhere and everywhere. I eat from the street, sleep in the street, sweat, blood and tears, and cum in the street. He's too old anyway, past it, a dinosaur unlike me whose never changed one bit, I'm the same man I was 30 years ago.
Anyway, the movie. The fighting is a sight to behold, the punches are bone crunching bruticality, his hands move so fast I can hardly see it happen, it's like a blur and the camera man just can't keep up. That's why most of the best work is just off camera because of that stupid ass camera man. I never liked him the day I walked on set, I caught him sniggering when I walked into the room, and I tried to get his butt fired many times, he just wasn't filming me right, and any mistakes were all on him. A complete amateur.
So if you rate this fantastic movie a 9.5 you know who to blame. Isn't that right Ernie! I'll never work with you again.
You're BLACKBALLED buddy!
Anyway, I rate this movie 10 out of 10. It's probably the best film I've ever seen in my life and I will check out every film from this amazing, talented, handsome martial arts King. I'll make sure to buy a copy and even buy a few for family members as they will love it too. So think about that. One for you, and a few for friends. Sounds like a good investment, and your friends will love you for it.
My IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/user/ur161718080/?ref_=nv_usr_prof_2