Is he playing captain earth or something? Why the globe physique?

He needs to cut down on the meat pies mate.

I do believe he wore a fat suit for his latest film Unhinged, but he's still heavier than I've seen him before.

With his white beard looks like Santa Claus. It’s hard to believe he is younger than Tom Cruise. It’s increasing that both he an fellow Aussie actor Mel Gibson have become so portly and sport unkempt beards.

Orson Welles bio pic? He'd be pretty good for that.

He's definitely turned himself into a fat bastard. I was kind of shocked when I saw the Unhinged trailer.

He seems like a guy who's going through something in his personal life and it probably involves a high level of alcohol consumption and red meat.

"We all go a little fat sometimes." - Anthony Perkins, Psycho (1960)

I quoted that exact.

I've noticed the top 5 countries with really nothing but junk food has even creeped over to major actors. Crowe is definitely being affected but I bet at least half of the citizens down under are in similar circumstances.