🫨 I SWALLOWED A DICTIONARY. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] Bloodshot77 (13969) 2 days ago

That's not a dictionary. That's why it's called a thesaurus.

Signed , million man.

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[–] samoanjoes (57758) 2 days ago

I've heard this before and its supposed to be "I swallowed a book of words". But at least this beats hearing your jam of the day posts.

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[–] Kowalski (77019) a day ago

A BOOK OF WORDS?....YOU DO KNOW HOW DUMB THAT SOUNDS?...RIGHT?😂

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[–] samoanjoes (57758) a day ago

Take it up with the person that originally came up with the joke. In your joke, a dictionary changed genders.

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[–] fourlemons (2843) 2 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣 This one genuinely made me laugh.

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[–] Daft_Munks (4737) 2 days ago

BA DUM TSS

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[–] PersistentViewer (2532) 2 days ago

Quite the wordsmith, hey Kowalski ?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39227) 2 days ago

🤦‍♂️

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[–] VinceD (10174) a day ago

These puns really are contagious

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[–] capuchin (3292) 2 days ago

This is an abominable, odious, vile, worthless, contemptible, cheap, crass, detestable, ignominious, low-down, inferior, pitiable, pitiful, scummy, sorry, swinish, unworthy, wretched joke about using a thesaurus.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78047) a day ago

This is a very wordy post, please try to edit, jeez!

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[–] capuchin (3292) a day ago

Wordy, eh? I assume by wordy you mean verbose, long-winded, prolix, protracted, turgid, loquacious, redundant, pleonastic (oooh, that one's new to me)...