Do you know the order of the Solar System planets by heart?

Any system that does not place the U.S. in the center is fake news.
Take your Liberal science to Vermont, or Scandinavia you communist.

AMERICA, Fuck yeah.


Well, actually I do. But 10 years of science is obligatory where I'm from. So, I think most people here do.

I do.

MVEMJSUNP.

Points for anyone who can tell me what terrible show this is from.

Yes. They had us learn it in school and that's one of those things that stuck.

Yes, and it includes Pluto. It will always include Pluto.

My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets.

Or since 2006, My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming.

Scientists: screwing up mnemonics for everyone since the Renaissance.

Yes - my 9 year old daughter just did a school project on this, plus my wife is an alien, so we’re interested in galactic stuff here at Kings Towers.

I might mix up the order of Neptune and Uranus without checking, but the others I have no problem remembering.