What operations have you had
Gallbladder out
Wisdom teeth out
Tonsils out
Circumstition age 5.
Penis enlargement surgery.
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You'll face some more "operations" if you continue with Lala-OPs like crazy, dear AnthonyRocks. β»
shareTonsils removed, I think I was Five.
Surgery to repair a herniated disc when I was 31. That was 11 years ago.
The biggest operation was when I had to wear a fake mask to enter the Kremlin. Them Russkies had no idea I was a spy.
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A guy drives around the back woods of Canada* and sees a sign in front of a shanty-style house:
'Talking Dog For Sale' πͺ§β
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep" the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock he asks, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars" the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."
*There's controversy about where the yard is located. πΆβ
I had double knee surgery this year.
Torn meniscus in both. Had the right knee done back in March, and I had my left one done 6 weeks ago...almost fully recovered.
When the spring comes back, I'm going to do some 40 and 100 yard dashes to compare them to my HS football times from 30 years ago. I'm 45 now.
Wisdom teeth extraction
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