My brother has just been sentenced to 7 years for his part in a drug conspiracy.
He's served three years already and gets out February 22nd next year.
Your brother just got sentenced to seven more years but he’s already served three years?
I’m no mathematician but these numbers don’t add up unless your brother is a constant dummy.
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One of my best friend got caught trying to steal 100$ from a corner store with a mask on and is in jail since April. He did that to get drugs but the dumbass already had some in his pocket when he got caught! 🤦♂️
shareYou know you’re too high when you get caught stealing for drug money while you already have drugs on you 😆
shareVH1 used to have a show called “The Best Week Ever” where they talked about pop culture. In one episode they were talking about how Slash from Guns N Roses was telling his friend Charlie Sheen he was doing too many drugs. The person on the show commented “when Slash is telling you you do too many drugs, you are doing too many drugs!”.
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Haha😁
Classic story!
Yes.
shareNot a friend, but a former colleague went to jail for fraud. He and his girlfriend had a joint mortgage. They split up, she left, and he stayed on at the house. But although he took over the payments by himself he never got get her name taken off the mortgage. Some time later he used the mortgage to secure a loan and forged her signature in the loan application. I think he ended up doing three years.
shareI got thrown in the drunk tank when I was 18.
shareNobody in my family but I made the mistake of getting mixed up with a stripper once and she was always getting arrested for drug violations. I actually tried to help her cleanup her life but that turned out to be a giant waste of effort.
shareDid a night in jail, later 3 days for a DUI, many years ago. Got me sober.
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but i guess i just jinxed it