Video of me looking for sex things at the CVS store - General Discussion Discussion

[–] jriley555 (8229) 2 years ago

You blew the lid off this thing - the Republican weenies were right all along !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good stuff ;) Keep it up - you have the gift of understated drollery.

We need more drollery !!

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

he is unique.

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

I used to focus on shopping, now I find myself holding my smartphone and looking for words on products.

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[–] kspkap (13570) 2 years ago

Yes, this would suit him while doing his needless drollery. Goggles to keep his eyeballs in place while doing needless, empty drollery.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1143257794/jester-frock-collar?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jester++clothing&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&sts=1&organic_search_click=1

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[–] AndyKing1967 (38427) 2 years ago

I never knew CVS was so exciting.

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

They got the same sex stuff at Target.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (38427) 2 years ago

😳

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[–] InquiringMind (2272) 2 years ago

They sell butt plugs in CVS WTF?

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

Not all CVS stores carry sex products. I checked.

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[–] InquiringMind (2272) 2 years ago

Do you think they sell cock rings?

I am everywhere. I am inside each and every single one of you. Just look in and I will be there waving out at ya, naked, wearing only a cock ring
— Happy Harry Hard-on

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

At 37 sec into the video, there's a cock ring on the top shelf next to the women vibrators. Target also got cock rings in their sex section.

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[–] InquiringMind (2272) 2 years ago

What about strap-ons, anal beads, and ball gags.? And gimp masks?
lulz

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

Never saw those. They should build an adult's only private section in the store for all that.

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[–] InquiringMind (2272) 2 years ago

Imagine standing in line at Walgreens with basket full of butt plugs, strap-ons, lube, cock rings, etc.
And then when you approach the counter you try to distract the person from the fact that you are a perv by also saying "let me also get this...", and it's just a a pack of bubble gum. For some reason it makes you feel less like a perv if you also bought 1 pack of bubble gum.

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

Good one! I like that idea!

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 2 years ago

🤣

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

Considering their prices? You get a free "butt plug" anytime you buy something from CVS.

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[–] ItsGood2BeRight (3879) 2 years ago

Wieners LOL

I wonder who you really are. Like which is your real account.

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[–] FentonMeiks (1349) 2 years ago

Jumbo Wieners.... but "uncured"?... sounds risky.

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

It was either wieners or sausages. I went with wieners.

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[–] ItsGood2BeRight (3879) 2 years ago

Good choice. 👍

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[–] StoneKeeper (27159) 2 years ago

Stroker for men is missing…

We all Know that it’s in YOUR cart bro, quit playing, you ain’t fooling no one!!! Lmao 🤣

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

what is a stoker?

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[–] StoneKeeper (27159) 2 years ago

I was missing a “r”.
Dude grabbed a cock stroker thingy from shelf.

Pretty darn funny if you ask me.

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

If by chance there was any video footage of it being in my wagon, it was edited out or deleted.

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[–] StoneKeeper (27159) 2 years ago

I don’t even doubt it!! Hehe

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[–] WandererFromYs (2330) 2 years ago

Eww

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[–] Wint3rFir3 (7193) 2 years ago

Were the foods also being purchased or considered for sex related activities or did all the devices make you hungry?

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[–] capjourneyperson (341) 2 years ago

I want to get people horny.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 2 years ago

Okay, that wasn't weird or anything.

🤨

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