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Do You Remember YOUR "Birds & The Bees" Story?

posted 2 years ago by BillHicksFan (10647)
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I'm guessing my dad mentioned this because no one else was in the car. It was the shortest "discussion" of any topic in our history. I don't know exactly how old I was, 12 maybe? He basically said, "You know about ... when a man sleeps with a woman"

"Yeah"

For some reason, I assume no one here has children, but if you've told them, share if you want... I remember Sex Ed was quite different from my school compared to my cousin's school (same grade, different county).. Probably in 6th grade, and it was all scientific, no nudity or anything, while my cousin's class saw a video of a man and a woman having sex. A kid in his class screamed, "I can't help it" and fucking jerked off right there in class. Crazy shit...

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77984) 2 years ago

My teenaged ‘babysitters’ explained some of it to me. One of them mentioned giving a blowjob to her boyfriend to her teen friend visiting the house once when my parents were out. I asked what that was. She took my pencil and pad and drew a surfboard getting engulfed in a wave which explained absolutely nothing to my little boy brain.

I knew two nice little girls down the block when I was very young who would often tell all the other kids that they sometimes caught their Dad and Mom ‘wrestling’ naked in the bedroom lol!
Why those horny toads didn’t have a lock on the door is beyond me but at the time we were just little dopes, we couldn’t figure out why those parents wrestled naked a few times a week!

I explained ‘the gist’ to my boy but I had my Wife talk to my daughter.

[–] BillHicksFan (10647) 2 years ago

Funny, surprising about the babysitters. Were they both women? And yeah, the no locks is odd... I think I was the only one with a lock, but that was after I moved down to the basement.

I also think it's wise for the dad to talk to the boy, and the wife talking to the daughter.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77984) 2 years ago

Yeah, Ann and Liz were their names, we had a few teen girls that babysat us young ones in the neighborhood when the parents went out. If the folks only knew what the babysitters talked about or got up to when they had a free house😆!

As for the neighbor family with no locks on their bedrooms my Dad, a bit of an Archie Bunker type in looks and attitude always referred to them as ‘those Hippies down the block.’ Dad’s a really decent guy, he just always had certain harsh opinions about things lol!

[–] BillHicksFan (10647) 2 years ago

Nowadays, they'd probably have the babysitters recorded. Just imagine the shock of the parents back then!

Now that I think of it, I remember this girl (2 yrs older than me) would watch my sister when my parents went to the movies, which probably happened a few times. She was cute (she's a cop last time I saw her!), but she did some disgusting shit. She once licked/slobbered all over her finger, and put it in my ear. Or put her finger down my crack. "Swirly!" - first time I had that word used back in the 90s....... Sometimes a family friend would come over when my parents would go to a wedding, and I wanted to be free to play with my neighbors. Which reminds me of another story. Disgusting, but fuck it, there's no turning back now. A few of my friends on the block came over, and then we had an idea to go to Blockbuster and rent a movie. I don't remember what we watched, but the family friend was beyond obese, but she was like family (she had a stroke a week ago, though)... Well, her genitals were exposed. My friends and I convened in another room, and I remember them saying how they wanted to puke seeing her pubic hair, which is what we all saw. LOL

"We'll take a 0 for sex-ed"

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77984) 2 years ago

Oh man! That is gross, on both counts:)

I had another teen sitter who would often have hickeys on her neck, being only 6 or 7 I just assumed she was the biggest klutz on the block lol.

We seem to have had a lot of randy girls in that neighborhood, too bad I was 10 years too young!

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

i remember my son looking at me with horror when i brought this up. he just didn't want to discuss it. my father told me to talk to my oldest brother who had figured it out.

[–] sslssg (34562) 2 years ago

I was at a sleepover in elementary school when I was really young, (grade one I think) and my friend's much older sister was telling us about sex. I was really confused, and I thought that sperm came out in a line and looked like maggots. Haha. I did ask my mom about it, and she was sooooo mad. So, she bought the 'Where Did I Come From" book, and we talked about it.

[–] AndyKing1967 (39050) 2 years ago

It was all done at the school.

[–] mirelurk (884) 2 years ago

No one ever explained it to me directly, my parents were too hands off during my development. I pieced it together from other kids in middle school. And then the internet

[–] Kimmie (353) 2 years ago

my parents never explained what everyone instinctively knows how to do sex is what teenagers do

[–] BillHicksFan (10647) 2 years ago

I think with the internet, etc., it's probably no longer necessary.

"Yeah parents, I knew that 8 yrs ago... But thanks for the embarrassment. By the way, I recorded you. Prepare to go viral, YouTube suckers!"

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

No one told me. I had a dream, doing it at school with the tallest girl in my class, taller than me at the time, she's a (retired) model now. And because I had never seen the real thing in detail before it comes out as a random ridiculous alien like interface lol.

In the dream, hers has no hair but has many tiny holes that I need to put my wee wee to all them one by one. We're doing it in front of other classmates and no one cared. Also, we're fully clothed only my zipper was down and she pulled her skirt up (it's a Catholic school so every girls wear a skirt.) It's so fucked up when you think about it but I think I jizzed in my sleep that night.