Fucking tragic


Alamo Drafthouse declares bankruptcy

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/alamo-drafthouse-plans-bankruptcy-sale-2021-03-03

First date with my current wife was at an Alamo Drafthouse (same theater Texas Chainsaw Massacre had its premiere in). How do cinephiles ask women out on dates now? "Let's Netflix and chill??" I guess

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Netflix and chill is cheaper anyway.

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I usually open up with: "Hey, wanna watch a movie together that'll either make you laugh, vomit or both?"

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Iā€™m in šŸ˜

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šŸ˜„

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#RememberTheAlamo

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Update. Alamo restructured and is trying to keep the business going, *but* the Alamo closest to me is closing down forever. Now, if I want to watch a movie at a Drafthouse, I have to travel over an hour.

Hollywood, you can put an end to this. Start making good movies again...PLEASE!

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I ASK THEM BACK TO MY 200 SQ FT ATTIC MEDIA LIBRARY...IF THEY SAY NO...THERES ALWAYS THE CHLOROFORM.šŸ™‚

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I don't understand your point. Elaborate please. One of the coolest venues for watching movies is about to die out, and you seem to be championing the poison that is killing it. Are you Anthony Fauci by chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oza1j2_WqBk

FYI - That isn't some no name sharing his opinion on Fauci. Kary Mullis is a Nobel Laureate.

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HOW DOES ME OWNING 20,000+ TITLES ON PHYSICAL MEDIA EQUAL POISON KILLING A THEATER?

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"Hey baby I have unlimited download. Wanna pirate the entire hallmark collection?"

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From my experience, that would work. Girls I know love the impossible fantasy depicted in Hallmark movies.

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Tears of Rage, Tears of Grief

Why must I always be the Thief

Come to me now, we're so Alone

And Life is Brief

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