2020 Humor



The dumbest thing I bought was a 2020 Planner.

I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.
He asked me what I was wearing.

2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.

The world has been turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house,
and kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.

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The 12 Days, er, months of Corona

In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:

12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Hand Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of grocery store TP

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Do you know what was the biggest waste of money in 2020?
Renewing your passport.

We should re-download 2020 because it has a virus.

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Parents in 2020 B.C. vs parents in 2020 A.D.
"These kids and their damn tablets!"

If 2020 were a bath bomb...it would be a toaster.

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Someone said, if you think 2020 is crazy, wait till it turns 21 and starts drinking.

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Optimist: the glass is half full.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty.

2020: that's pee, isn't it?

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No mas! I surrender!

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PS Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank wearing a mask and ask for money.

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Okay, a bit cryptic, since all I see is a small square.

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Is it more than a square now?

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Unfortunately not. What is it supposed to be?

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Rolling on the floor laughing.

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ROTFL! Excellent!

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I just use humour as a coping mechanism usually dark or crass humor

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Sounds like a plan to me.

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