The dumbest thing I bought was a 2020 Planner.
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.
He asked me what I was wearing.
2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has been turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house,
and kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.
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Iβm going to ask my Mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.
Police calling out over a bullhorn, βCome out with your hands washed!β
Husband: Itβs been a blessing being home with the wife for months now. Weβve caught up on everything Iβve done wrong for fifteen years.
Itβs like being 16 again. Gas is cheap and Iβm grounded!
I can see six years into the future.
I must have 2020 vision.
What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020?
Let's get back to quarantine, obviously.