You pass through the dense trees, vegetation, animals, and shining fairies and other creatures. Soon you come to a clearing in the forest. There's a lone castle next to lake.
What do you do and what happens next?
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
shareI stride majestically toward the castle, stick my foot under the portcullis, and hand the residents a Clocktower magazine as I explain the many advantages of converting to the Church of JC and the Latter-Day Saints.
sharemy god do you have any level of simplicity. Everything is so complicated with you:)
shareI shall hope it is the Castle Anthrax.
shareI knock on the door and ask them if they've got a pub in there.
shareZelda!
shareObviously it's my castle, so I grab a beer from the fridge and pack a bowl.
shareI consult with the creatures of the forest, trading gems and magical items for information on what lies ahead. A one-eyed goblin with hands as gnarled as tree roots offers me a map of the castle, followed by a small, urgent warning...
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