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Are you a bona fide smart ass?

posted 5 years ago by 10200 (656)
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I know I am.

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

A bony fido smart ass ? I don't think so.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Oh please.

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14486) 5 years ago

Do bears shit in the woods?

[–] Moonglum9 (11308) 5 years ago

I don't think they do. They sneak out of the woods, take a dump, look around to see if anyone is nearby, and then nonchalantly saunter back to the woods. It's because they don't want to have to pick up the poop with a bag on their hands. It's kinda like what some dog owners do.

It's not right, and whenever I see it happen, I contact the Bear Police right away!

[–] GlenEllyn (21577) 5 years ago

No, but sarcasm is an art I practice. Not saying I'm good at it, but I try. 😉

[–] Wint3rFir3 (7188) 5 years ago

I know you are, but what am I?

[–] TandyMan (11120) 5 years ago

I used to be. Somewhere in my 30s it transitioned to just being mean.

[–] dmac8 (5050) 5 years ago

Nah, Really?!

[–] Kowalski (76258) 5 years ago

LIKE FRANCIS?...NOW THAT WAS A SMART ASS!