What about a cover of "Grease Lightning" by Emperor Palpatine called "Force Lighting" with soldiers from the 501st Stormtrooper legion (Vader's Fist) and subordinates of his personal Royal Red Guard detachment providing back-up vocals and dance choreography?
Darth Sidious: Alas, if only I never encountered Mace "Monday thru Friday to the face" Windu and his wretched woe he plagued my once impeccable singing voice. Now it sounds like a toad getting electrocuted while mating with Jar Jar Binks. What if...
[Sidious appears, ready to belt out a song. Cue music in imperial hangar bay.]
Why this Death Star problematic
It's thermodynamic
It's orbic
Why it's force lightning (force lighting)
We'll get some power converters and get some force sensitive locks
oh yeah
(keep laughing, whoa keep laughing)
A fear-led deadline and terror imposed labor behind, oh yeah
(I'll get the credits, I'll kill to get the credits)
Wookies dying on the floor, our building secrets will be secured
It no it ain't only an order, the dark side of the Force gives a cold shoulder
In Force Lighting
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
I am supreme. I'm Emperor Palpatine, by battle station superweapon laser beam
Everyone will scream for mercy!
[Sidious activates force lighting, levitating himself off the ground in menacing display]
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning yeah
~~/o/
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Otter (24464)
6 years ago
Bravo! [clap clap] Brava! Bravi! Whatever is appropriate! [clap clap clap]
If they'd cut out the scene of Anakin and Padme romping in the meadow and put that in instead, the prequels would be considered among the greatest films of all times.
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